I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than both the bologna and salami combined.
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He put on a homeless dudes pants that had poop in them. He got laid in those poopy pants. He saved the world in those poo stained pants.
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It looks like our local Target is dressing up as Christmas for Halloween.
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Alien (1979)
"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies."
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Next pinball to repair is Mary Shelley's Frankenstein from the Robert De Niro movie in the 90s. This one's going to be fun because it is the newest I've done ever and it's a more modern solid state so I will learn more
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Today is the first day of the best of my life. I’m moving out ASAP and focusing on my goals. Life is too short. I’ve given my life to so many ungrateful pricks that is time to take care of myself.
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Before throwing stones in glass houses are you sure your life is truly infallible? Are you God? Are you perfect? Thought not. So shut the fuck up if you’re going to comment on someone else’s mental health and how they should be feeling. Who made you the gatekeeper? Fuck off prick
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RT @NatashaCL7: Good morning to everyone except the federal government, the mainstream media, and FEMA.
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