Swap Error? dApp crashes? Has Raydium made you lose money? Retardium is a project aimed at raising funds to build a disruptor. Raydium satire account, DYOR.

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The gulag on Telegram has been asking me to tweet the CA, so here it is. 6nDM4Bt7EwTKUrTSpZnS2Q4LSJE1d3ajhK6aKHdZJSzB You can find Retardium on Raydium, Target, Walmart, behind the Outback Steakhouse, underneath the front door mat, and telekinetically teleporting it into your wallet.
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Study retardium
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Just going to keep QT this until someone tells me to stop because I can do whatever I want
While I'm here, I made a main. Give it a follow. @GVQ1066383
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Retardium back on the mic, I don't sleep. All day, been fighting swap errors like a fiend. Shooting out more failed transactions than Antoine Walker, slippage exceeded and you know $RAY is a blocker. The top 1 of none, I am immortal. Yeah Orca is just a dork, uh, I'll say it. Based dev on the mic, I'm abnormal. Pool Not Found, degen, NGMI. We go higher than starfighters, no Obi. Blocking moonshots from profit slots, the OG. Yeah you faded Raytard but we go hard. Flipping $RAY by market cap, blowhard.
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While I'm here, I made a main. Give it a follow. @GVQ1066383
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imagine doubting the most based dev of the century. imagine doubting that the meme lord incarnate would not rise to a 50 gabajilion market capitalization on the solana foundation network which is on a decentralized blockchain operating over fiber optic internet cables connected by giant underground pipes imagine sitting there and not believing imagine retardium
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little jeet? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Crypto Academy 2021, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Liquidity Pools, and I have over 300 confirmed rug pulls. I am trained in Harambe warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire telegram group chat of 5. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, jeet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of indian scammers across the Globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. You're fucking dead, bro 😎. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of @blknoiz06 Telegram Group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the chain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit red candles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking rugged, kiddo.
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Just when you thought it couldn't be done, it will be done. Back from the trenches. I have round tripped several Porsches in the last week. And guess what? I will round trip several houses on retardium before the job is finished. Study retardium. Study swap errors.
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jobs not finished Study retardium at a 16k market cap
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Retardium_sol retweeted
Replying to @tmuxvim
$SMS would you like to pull up a chair to the table? Join us @SMSonSOLANA
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Okay, based dev is requesting the support from the community. What can I do to get the word out more? Leave comments before that are more raytarded than ever
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Retardium_sol retweeted
The first email on Solana was successfully sent today, marking a historic moment! 🎉 Date: March 25th, Time: 2:00 PM EDT. @toly @rajgokal #Mailmen always deliver
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Schizo 🤝 Retardium Based dev does not forget, I will help your bags.
Day 20 of 111 Update - Alchemy of Creation🌀 🔮ANNOUNCING $SCHIZO META AIRDROP 🎉99 MIL tokens to members of schizo/acc cult: ✨ #Schizoposting - For the best schizo memes. 🎭 #SchizoShill - To masters of allure and persuasion. 💫 Community Offering - For generous spirits donating above 1 SOL to community wallet: solscan.io/account/BhGdDJrKe… 🐦 Twitter Engagement - To those who RT, Like, & Comment. All schizo/acc members (airdrop winners) will receive: 1M $Schizo tokens, 1 NFT from first collection and 1 whitelist spot for pfp collection. 👁️Schizo is watching and will remember👁️ Join the schizo/acc collective: twitter.com/i/communities/17… Website: schizosolana.xyz Twitter: twitter.com/SchizoAge Telegram: t.me/saveschizo Roadmap and more info: medium.com/@resisttheprogram…
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Retardium_sol retweeted
Day 20 of 111 Update - Alchemy of Creation🌀 🔮ANNOUNCING $SCHIZO META AIRDROP 🎉99 MIL tokens to members of schizo/acc cult: ✨ #Schizoposting - For the best schizo memes. 🎭 #SchizoShill - To masters of allure and persuasion. 💫 Community Offering - For generous spirits donating above 1 SOL to community wallet: solscan.io/account/BhGdDJrKe… 🐦 Twitter Engagement - To those who RT, Like, & Comment. All schizo/acc members (airdrop winners) will receive: 1M $Schizo tokens, 1 NFT from first collection and 1 whitelist spot for pfp collection. 👁️Schizo is watching and will remember👁️ Join the schizo/acc collective: twitter.com/i/communities/17… Website: schizosolana.xyz Twitter: twitter.com/SchizoAge Telegram: t.me/saveschizo Roadmap and more info: medium.com/@resisttheprogram…
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The townsfolk of Retardiumvilleland York City are murmuring about a potential abandonment from their faithful mayor. "Mayor, Mayor, the chart is heinous! We only have a 13k market cap! What ever shall we do, we have lost OG's, we only have bots in the chat! Larp dumped on us!" Fear not, faithful Raytards! You are not winning because you are not retarded enough. Unfortunately, based dev is a moron, but that's a good thing. I have paid for double trending, I have paid for jeet callers to advertise on Twitter, I have accidentally paid a @KookCapitalLLC scammer who was tbh pretty fucking good at being kook. I have been rugged by my own-- by the non-believers, yet here I still post as retarded as ever. I will make back the lost profits, but Retardium will always remain. If you are a jeet, stay a jeet and dump. Begone, thottiana! However, if you are as retarded as ever, you must trust in based dev. Jobs not fucking finished. retardium
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Again living in Miami surrounded by cryptobros is hilarious because you can tell who the struggling NFT folk are.
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Doge is not stopping load up your normie memes and retardium.
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I am just kidding, pool not found bitches.
There is a new radium beta site that actually works.
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There is a new radium beta site that actually works.
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