Urban planner. Independent. Believer in people, not political parties. Cleveland/Portland sports fan, but F the Browns. Music lover. Wanderlust enthusiast
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Said it before, will say it again: Guardsball is BS. It works in 162 only. You have to slug in the playoffs, and this team has 0 slug. It's bigger than low payroll; their O philosophy needs to be shitcanned and modernized. They need boppers, not bloopers. #guardsball
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The @ClevGuardians are designed to win division titles, nothing else. It feels meaningless when you piss down your leg in the playoffs every single year. Spend $ on your team and build a team that can contend, please. #guardsball #firetheowners
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The Saints should take a page out of Colorado State's playbook and fire their DC at HT. Pathetically bad showing vs. the Falcons so far. #MNF
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I'm so over this BS franchise. Do just enough to squeak out a meaningless division title, only for all of their multiple flaws to show their ugly heads in the playoffs. Maybe if they weren't the cheapest owners in MLB, things could be different, but no. #FUDolan #guardsball
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Sad stuff from the Guardos! Watch the FO and ownership sell us another meaningless division title as a show of "progress." But let's not talk about the fact that they're one of the worst offensive teams in MLB history to win a division. Yay Guardsball! #guardsball #Fguardsball
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Here's hoping that the lockout results in a salary floor. It's the only chance Guardians fans have at fielding a team capable of winning a WS. There's no chance otherwise. They'll cut payroll again if they can #guardsball
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I can't watch any more of this game. I won't be able to watch on Wed. Another unfulfilling yo-yo season that left me feeling exactly as I have the past 2 seasons - wanting them to scrap their "hitting" philosophy and spend some $. It's not working. See ya in 2028. #guardsball
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Fewest barrelled ball by any team in MLB. Fewest HRs. Not a single guy over 20 HRs. IDGAF if they squeak out a division win every single year. If the Guards ever want to win something bigger, they need to figure out how to rectify this issue. #guardsball #guardsballdoesntwork
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This game is over. Pretty pathetic 2 games so far from this team. I'll say it till I'm blue in the face: the Guardians need to scrap their whole organizational offensive philosophy because whatever they're doing is not working. #guardsball
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Considering this team can't even get a god damn ball out of the outfield, this game is fucking over.
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If you want to win in the postseason, you have to have some barrelled balls. So far, the Guardians haven't had 1. Not 1. They're facing BP arms. Need to be better. #guardsball
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These season-long issues with hitting the ball are what worried me the most going into the playoffs. They haven't had a hit with velo yet in 1.5 games. Not going to win any playoff games when you can't barrel anything. #guardsball
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Guardians need to score some runs. 2 isn't going to be enough to beat this White Sox team. #guardsball
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Jo Adelle. Spooky scary ABs so far. Need more from ya, buddy. #guardsball
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The Big Rig is rolling! He's so tough to hit when his curve is working, and he can move his FB side to side. #guardsball
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I know people want to blame "rust," and maybe it was a bit of that, but the Guardos issues on Saturday were more of a year-long thing where the bats disappear. Lots of bad ABs. Top of the order has to produce. It's worrisome. I hope they figure it out today. #guardsball
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I know I'm a guy and have a lot of blind spots, but WiTAF? I'm having a hard time understanding how anyone found guilty of SA would not be automatically expelled. This is appalling.
1,200 sexual assault cases were filed at Cornell from 2018 to 2024. Most of those found responsible received minor sanctions that allowed them to remain on campus, such as probation or training. Only 7 ended in expulsion or dismissal.
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I'm surprised that Trump hasn't offered the DA in the Cornell 7 case a prominent role at the DoJ. He fits the profile perfectly. He's great at covering up for bad men who hurt women. #FDT #cornell7 #brocultureisrapeculture
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