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I draw.
Mostly Hannibal and HEU stuff
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Hannibal Lecter's lap is for sitting on politely and being petted
Will Graham's lap is for straddling and getting a hand tugging your head back
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bobby is the kind of asshole who would wakes nigel up when he finds himself waking up hard and says "hey breakfast ready"
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you say he's an asshole but Nigel once woke up to Bobby strokin it by himself instead and he reached over and smacked Bobby's dick so hard that man cried
he is right there. you give it to HIM.
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Third night in a row of fireworks
But at least these ones are visible from my window, as that's apparently VERY exciting to Mischa
(She likes them more than I do)
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I live in an extremely white area so I reckon there's like 75% more likelihood that it's just because it's the Saturday closest to 5th November lmao
Also happens around New Year and even bloody Christmas in my neighbourhood
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Bonfire Night/Guy Fawkes on Thursday, and people take the piss by doing fireworks for day after any event in the UK in recent years
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I would give a month's salary for a cooking show with Hannibal and Jack. Each episode starts completely fine but always ends in fighting and throwing of food and cutlery. You always see producers cutting in at the end yelling at the 2 of them.
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But are you ready, lemon?
Becuase they need to keep meddling in foreign wars and give all the gas to data centres, you see?
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One of those things I've always found inexplicably interesting lmao
If you ever see videos online of Japanese people showing off their house or apartment, often they'll include where they keep their emergency bag and water.
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Japan knows how to do this shit
bousai.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/boo…
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