Having a big cock is such a pain in the ass, I can't walk without getting looks from girls who always have their eyes locked onto my big fat black penis. I need justice. #fatpenisproblem
Being attractive, rich, and famous is so frustrating. Walked into the lecture hall late and overheard a 10/10 say "who's this baddie" and her friend yelled "omg that's RexuSexu". Was forced to take them and their entire friend group both on a date on my private jet
4 big chances missed, 25 dispossessions, scammed 3 g/a off 2 set pieces and a back pass outside the box, saved by Dibu in the first half, and all this vs rank 91 Benin. Perfect representation of his international career😭😭😭