greeks had socrates y'all have me

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how the cigarette looks at me on my work break
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it’s beat the shit out of your coworker friday
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imagine being in a relationship with me it will never happen but imagine
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Sometimes I want love but, everyday I want money ....
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i strive to be more sexy and evil
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ppl need to know that you can remain physically faithful and still be disloyal in a hundred quieter ways
I gotta marry somebody who understands that loyalty is more than just not cheating
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Sorry to make it worse but if ur partner has a coworker thats good looking and kinda funny n has shared interests with... its lowkey over for u bc u cant win against the impending doom of building attraction for each other due close proximity 😇
boyfriend has female coworkers
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im still alive hi
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just opened my stock portfolio... God bless america
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1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches
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u ever cried cuz u cant kill someone
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a vida quando você entende que homens são apenas apenas diversão e suas amigas que são os verdadeiros amores da sua vida
gx
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I love dick pics but not in a sexual way I’m just kinda nosey
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i have a gemini venus so please leave me alone i'll dog u out
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