Assume a perfectly spherical indestructible human in a vacuum. 10+ years experience defending first amendment jurisprudence in a crowded theater.

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I get the feeling I'm going to be using this *a lot* as new bad laws keep getting suggested.
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Guys, you should all be aware that Pennsylvania is in the midst of some pretty incredible BS. And it has directly threatened Leonard's right to vote. youtu.be/IGo0zrcG2-g
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The Supreme Court denied this petition today. So I guess that means Biden is free to "edit and alter" the Constitution to his heart's content.
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Please be wary of who you think is trustworthy. The Green party endorses a federal abortion ban and transphobia, and a lot of the anti-Israel accounts are just antisemitic. They depend on you not looking too closely to get away with it.
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I'm afraid this guy has never met a real gamer 😢
Things gamers don't want in games. Is there anything else you can think of?
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Sure I can. Watch: Shfifty Five
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Texas’ three branches of government are in the midst of a separation of power struggle, and now the state’s two (TWO) high courts are at odds over the Roberson case just weeks before a crucial judicial election My latest to cap a crazy week in Texas: texastribune.org/2024/10/18/…
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Leftist deadenders: Covid if not over, we are in a pandemic Also leftists deadenders: I am voting for Jill stein an antivaxxer and her Green Party, who is also running a candidate who believes in chemtrails against Rashida tlaib. But I am morally pure lolol
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A dark day for free speech. The Tennessee Supreme Court has intentionally and willfully struck down the core of the state's anti-SLAPP law. Abusive litigation is once more encouraged in the state.
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For reference, this is not a controversial element of anti-SLAPP laws at all. The similar Texas law has successfully forced a plaintiff back into court after nonsuiting just to lose properly. And they were liable for the appeals fees as well. search.txcourts.gov/SearchMe…
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BREAKING: dead rat finds an Asmongold in his house
Asmongold found a dead rat in his house
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The Second Circuit has *dramatically* rolled back the scope of Fair Use. This is what experts were warning about. Every little exception that got carved out over the years become dangerous when combined together, and this case takes it to the absolute extreme.
Internet Archive Responds to Appellate Opinion in Hachette v. Internet Archive "We are disappointed in today’s opinion about the Internet Archive’s digital lending of books that are available electronically elsewhere. We are reviewing the court’s opinion and will continue to defend the rights of libraries to own, lend, and preserve books." -Chris Freeland, director of library services 🔗 blog.archive.org/2024/09/04/…
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Twitter ordered to file an unsealed corporate disclosure. Because federal rules require it. And Twitter decided to remove to federal court. Oops. courtlistener.com/docket/673…
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Sideshow Bob has a tattoo reading "Die Bart, Die" 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸: 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦"
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John Roddy retweeted
❤️And we're back. We have to believe the attention you folks brought to the issue helped this along. Thank you all so much! We're going to work on uploading some free riffs onto the channel to celebrate. youtube.com/rifftrax
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Woke Twitter serving ads for gender affirming care.
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John Roddy retweeted
An update regarding RiffTrax on YouTube 💔
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Live reaction over at ÞALA
The U.S. Secret Service is apologizing to a Massachusetts salon owner after an agent covered her security camera with duct tape and broke into her salon by picking the lock so that its bathroom could be used by various people for a two-hour period. After the two-hour period, Secret Service agents left her salon unlocked and left the tape covering the camera. The woman was told by others that the lead Secret Service agent was directing people to use her salon’s bathroom without authorization. The agents were in the neighborhood to secure the area ahead of a Kamala Harris fundraiser. The woman understood she needed to close her salon but didn’t expect the rest of what happened. @JayShams reports Full Story: bit.ly/4dFoQOO
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There's a "pole position joke in here somewhere."
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Yes, it very much is misogynistic to demand that the woman prove she is a woman because some Russian government agency arbitrarily declared she "failed a test" that they won't even name over a year ago.
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