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AEGIS OF THE HOLLOWED KING, my new album of instrumental doom metal thematically inspired by dark souls 2, is now available on all streaming services. thank you so much for listening.
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richard retweeted
Someone recently asked me "Ppallo could we get a 'Quote Tweet'", and I told them sure, Twenty bucks a pop, fifty if you want to have input, and 100 quid if you want the Bullfrog in a tweed suit to make an appearance.
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit, whose land I live on came to check that I had shoveled the snow to a satisfactory degree. Also told me he finds those that skate on the river while smoking their pipes "awfully hedonistic and improper", though he endorsed both done separately.
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I gave the bullfrog in a tweed suit, whose land I live on, a book on the history of “Hoares”, the, private bank he is fond of mentioning he banks with, for Christmas. He gave me a framed bootstrap, as “a reminder of what success requires”, this is now my third one from him.
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I have been approached by the new team over at "Corporate" and I'm happy to announce the bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on will now be brought to you by GE. The beloved Amphibian one nation conservative is proud to join GE in "Building a World That Works"!
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on said "I heard they picked a new president over there in America", I replied that I had also heard this, and we both agreed it would probably not change much for us folk by the river. He also reminded me rent was due in three days.
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, mentioned that he'd be willing to provide sandwiches and perhaps even a bottle of champagne, if I organised a volunteer day to clean up the riverbank. He did not offer his own labour, but did specifically say champagne.
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I happened upon the bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, by the river today. He told me his ancestors should have never moved into coal, "a dirty business." I said that coal built two wings on the grand house. "Hard to fly without wings" he replied and puffed his pipe.
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit, whose land I live on, raised my rent. I told him “there is little left of the patriarchal conservative you once were, a vulgar capitalist stands in front of me, no less slave to the market than I!” He didn’t reply, but puffed on his pipe in anguish.
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The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
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Me: Sir, President Xi has just invoked the Thucydides Trap
Donald Trump: That's fine. I'm just going to let that one go
When Xi invokes the Thucydides Trap, as he did again today, he means he sees China as the rising power and the U.S. as the declining power.
Kinda weird for an American president to just let that go, especially in remarks delivered in the White House.
But these are not normal times.
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matt lafleur is extremely lucky that the nfl
expanded the playoffs. the packers wouldn’t have made the playoffs since the 2021 season if they didn’t have the 7 seed available to them.
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i have never once opened a link on that taketest dot xyz website and had it work in my first five or so tries
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i know i’m not alone when i say that we should try it anyway! #BanDieselExports #AmericanDiesel #KeepDieselAtHome #StopDieselExports
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what chapo has said about AES is that it’s bullshit the way he was demonized for pro-palestine views and that he seems pretty good but isn’t a socialist and questioned why he capitulated to bad faith attacks for campaigning with hasan. hardly a full throated endorsement.
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sorry to chapo post in 2026 but they haven’t done anything more positive than “hope he wins, seems like he might disappoint down the line”. which is a pretty fair assessment.
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i’m not saying there won’t be some kind of repercussion, but adam silver did not hand out a five FRP punishment with any intention of doing it again any time soon
If league investigators find proof that the Bucks and Gary Trent Jr. are guilty of what the Clippers and Kawhi Leonard were guilty of, the punishment could be equally severe, if not worse, per @joevardon
(nytimes.com/athletic/7621957…)
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