spike's pet@ricksredmachete

Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.

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Joined April 2020
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
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Plus she had one of her kids on a boat this summer with NO LIFE VEST AND she’s pregnant again by that man! Dumb bitch
The Original Lisa Vandercunt@robinwannabefly
Oct 27
That influencer wasn’t gone 20 mins for her first night out after having a kid before the dad got distracted gambling on a game and their kid drowned in the backyard
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𝖺@r5nv_
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women will literally say "idk maybe i’m crazy" right before predicting the exact sequence of what's coming next with total psychic accuracy
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Hearing everyone at work joke about how our maintenance guys wife is "crazy and jealous" for not trusting him but I literally stopped accepting rides home from him because he kept suggesting we "go for a drive and find a spot to take a nap" yeah he's sooo harmless... Yuck.
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jenny@clarkjoes
Oct 28
It's kind of sad how jennifer Lawrence and Emma stone caved into changing their eyes and they're not even 40 yet. But that's Hollywood I guess
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genuinely can someone explain to me how it’s possible that every platform i use is keeping tabs on me and selling my data to advertisers and yet i still basically never get ads for anything i would even remotely consider spending money on
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َ@glenmagie
Oct 28
Maggie really lost her entire family back to back like it was the farm, then Hershel, then Beth, then Glenn, then Sasha and Enid.. She never knew peace
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Pengu@Penguxn
Oct 28
you're genuinely pathetic if you excuse someone's behavior because you find them attractive
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Every single time I tried to take swimming lessons I quit bc the instructors eventually starting touching me inappropriately
buraq🍉🇸🇩@hluebucks
Oct 27
if u sit n truly think about all the opportunities men take from women n girls with their behavior you'd never calm down
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chatgpt killed another person
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🧸@mygirlystuff2
Oct 27
Men are such babies you can’t even say “don’t cheat on your wife” anymore
🧸@mygirlystuff2
Oct 27
Do you guys think God is going to say it’s ok you cheated on your wife because she “wasn’t putting out” or “got a little fat”
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Wholesome Hokage@JustJayBBK
Oct 27
Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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ً@imbitten
Oct 28
he just wanted to raise a shitton of babies and they killed him for it
ً@imbitten
May 8
this is mamarick at its peak btw
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bay ✨@pale_atlantis
Oct 27
eventually i just reached a “what are they gonna do, fire me?” flow state
libby is a dumb bitch@SeveralRaccoons
Oct 27
at what point after getting a job do you stop feeling like you’re about to be fired
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butchatron9000@shipturnerguy_8
Oct 28
ah yes, the kindest yellowjacket who is nice all the time ❤️‍🩹
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So what I am seeing is some Hotties are hesitant about Key Glock because he has abuse allegations and other Hotties, instead of looking into that, are just calling the Hotties who are concerned hating ass fake fans...makes sense. Let's all try to have the same conversation here.
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this guy on the sopranos hit his wife for calling him homophobic and she immediately shot and killed him. most valid crashout ever. i laughed my ass off
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Recession indicator seriously guys
Caitlin@caitlin_mmm
Oct 28
People are really on this app arguing that friends inviting them to social events is an unfair imposition put on them we have so lost the plot omg
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f@_whiskeyes
Oct 27
Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know
۟@hope2bleed
Oct 27
being an understanding woman has gotten me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
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هلال@4LPH4C4T
Oct 27
when i was a kid and would tell my teachers i forgot to do my homework and they'd sassily ask "did you forget to eat? did you forget to drink?" and the answer to both those questions were yes
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idk & idc
@Avaiae_TheGod
Oct 27
Because she move on HER TIME... not for none of ya'll amusement 🤣
HOUSE OF TAZ@Runitupagain97
Oct 27
Notice how #she didn’t drop a freestyle today lol
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