@PelicanInst CEO. I'm at my very most winsome when I'm in formalwear. Opinions are my own. But let's be honest - I'd prefer they were yours, too.

New Orleans, LA
Daniel Erspamer retweeted
Argentina’s monthly inflation went from 25.5% in Milei’s first month to 1.7% in August 2026. As expected when government stops printing pesos to cover the deficit. Fiscal surplus first, then prices stop sprinting. The “experts” who called this “austerity theater” now have 33 months of INDEC data to explain away.
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This is me 100%.
When someone asks what I'm reading and I have to explain I'm actually reading 5 different books and none of them are close to being finished 😬
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Meh, @PacificLegal has 18 Supreme Court victories to date, none involving weed or porn.
My biggest problem with libertarians is that they can usually rouse themselves to fight for weed and porn and everything destructive, and rarely anything good and virtuous. As a general rule, libertarians are useless-to-destructive coalition partners.
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Roll Wave! 🌊🌊
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I'm really happy for @CoachJonSumrall !
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Daniel Erspamer retweeted
if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Be like Calvin Coolidge.
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I'm pretty sure Texas didn't get that snap off in time.
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How many times is Herbie going to mention Will Muschamp?
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Daniel Erspamer retweeted
ESPN trying to fix their audio for Texas-Tennessee
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Maybe Herbie and Fowler could just share a mic for a while?
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I just remembered the part about clown college!! 😂 This story has lived rent free in my head since it came out. Has not gotten old.
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Daniel Erspamer retweeted
They discovering the radio by first principles.
Hear me out: An app that connects people who are listening to the same song at the same time
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In our house, it's shoes. It's always shows. How come they can never find their SHOES?!
What I don’t understand is how we do the *exact same routine* every single day and yet every single day it comes as a complete surprise to every single one of my kids that they need to get dressed and have breakfast.
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It amuses me terribly that "nor'easter" is a term we use for real, not just some humorous nickname for a storm.
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Daniel Erspamer retweeted
Dolly Parton was one of a kind. No one handed her an empire; she built it herself. And along the way, her generosity touched millions of lives. Tennessee doesn't just claim Dolly—we celebrate her. Happy #DollyPartonDay! 🦋
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This hits awfully close to home.
My wife after I’ve worked up the courage to ask her what our plans are this weekend when I know she’s already told me at least a dozen times.
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Happy #9to5day ✨
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I am so sad to hear this!
Forever grateful. Thank you @Cubs + @WatchMarquee.
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The turning of the seasons. The MLB playoff hunt. Gumbo season. And the return of that storied BIG 10 showdown between...Oregon and USC.
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