In any case, tomorrow morning I’m going live and ranking all the best $1.50 slices in the city, one by one. Maybe I’ll even find the ghost of a $1 slice, who knows?
My amigo @Glenny_balls has a take and I can’t tell if it’s genius or the most preposterous thing I’ve ever heard. He says that chocolate isn’t candy. Like it’s a whole different category. He’s out of his mind, right?
These are the best rappers and NBA players from every city on combined greatness:
1. Chicago — Kanye West × Michael Jordan
2. Los Angeles — Kendrick Lamar × Kobe Bryant
3. Toronto — Drake × Vince Carter
4. New York — Jay-Z × Jalen Brunson
5. Detroit — Eminem × Isiah Thomas
6. Philadelphia — Will Smith × Allen Iverson
7. New Orleans — Lil Wayne × Chris Paul
8. Atlanta — OutKast × Dominique Wilkins
9. Oakland — E40 × Steph Curry
10. Cleveland — Kid Cudi × LeBron James