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Ruby Force retweeted
The most compelling piece at @DOXPrague
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Amazon wishlist starting to resemble covert operations specialist cache.
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I just walked through someone's fart cloud at TJ's. Unclear whose, several suspects.
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Lot of “relationship building” in the business sector now days. Everyone wants to be friends? Even my dentist.
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I love how dancing is both instinctual and sort of embarrassing.
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Ruby Force retweeted
“We’re not doubting that God will do the best for us; we’re wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.” - C.S. Lewis
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I cut my own bangs before TG and not one person in my family “noticed”. My theory is, they’re all in cahoots, secretly talking about my bangs behind my back.
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Anytime the word “cahoots” is used to describe theories of conspiracy, I’m not buyin.
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The number of good looking dentists in Nashville is astounding.
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Gweny’s moo moos tickle me so much. Love em.
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What is the deal with car dealerships and making you wait?
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Maybe I’ll start a local juice shop and call it Juices-R-US™️ and have a t-rex wearing sunglasses and a flag cape be our logo/ mascot. 🦖🇺🇸!
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Googled “age limit of NFL cheerleaders” after like half an episode of America’s Sweethearts. Such athletes! Such sweethearts! Because what if I need to try out for the @Titans ?! #yolo
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I always liked thinking (but have always known better) that receiving ones “just deserts” means skipping dinner.
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Hanging out in stretchy pants till wide-legged jeans are done.
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Is the #metgala the Halloween of fashion?
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Ruby Force retweeted
SNL always has episodes where a musician is the host and musical guest, but they never do that with the actors. Come on Paul Giamatti, sing some tunes, it's your night.
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