Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
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We are a party that doesn't believe in equality of outcome, that we should all be treated the same. That's called socialism. We don't buy that.
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What I'd just say to you is... If our treasury isn't worried about this neither should you be.
#LyinLuxon #HopelessHipkins #Neolibsrunourtreasuary #VoteGreentoendfossilfuelinsanity #NZpol youtu.be/OETnuwwsv9U?si=Bf2P…
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What Louise & I would just say to you is, we're entitled to our entitlements.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofGreedyCruelCunts #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is...I'd rather we talk about how cycle lanes make it hard for me to get to work.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofElectionRiggers #NZpol
Reminder...
Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
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What I'd just say to you is, we're thinking of renaming the party Luxon United.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, why do you think they gave me the job in the first place?
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #Shambles #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is.....I foolishly thought my #LyinExTobaccoLobbyist Bish & Winnie were only ever talking about shoveling more taxpayer money to ciggie companies during their durry breaks.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is.....my caucus has become wet, whiny & inward looking.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, I was not aware of this bill. It was introduced by a former junior staffer who no longer works in my office.
#LyinLuxon #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, just as well Labour are spending all their time at meetings playing silly buggers. Otherwise they might have been leading voters onto the streets to protest our corruption.
#NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine. I'm wealthy & sorted & #HoplessHipkins doesn't believe in a Wealth Tax either.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus
Why are the far right (& NZ First) doing so well?
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What I'd just say to you is, why even bother wasting money on an election when never wrong Thomas is telling me to put on my dancing shoes again?
#DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, finally someone who gets u̶s̶, m̶e̶, it.
#DyinLyinLuxon #EattheRich #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, a third of New Zealand’s fuel comes from Singapore. While I’ve been here, we’ve signed a deal that "does not in any way commit NZ or Singapore to procure or guarantee the supply of goods to one another", even in a crisis.
#DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol
A third of New Zealand’s fuel comes from Singapore. While I’ve been here, we’ve signed a deal to make sure fuel keeps flowing to New Zealand, even in a crisis.
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What I'd just say to you is, a lot of people say my Coalition is dysfunctional, but at least we don't go around telling the public home truths about each other.
#DyinLuxon #Onetermgovernment
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What I'd just say to you is, the most disappointing part is that we didn't have a similar bit of dirt to hold over Tova to ensure our propaganda was broadcast as news without pushback in the morning as well.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol #StateMediaCapture
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What I'd just say to you is, which of these 2 photos of the architect of my re-election do you prefer?
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofFascists
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This is a turning bay on SH16 built as apart of NZTA's Brigham Creek to Waimauku project. There are 4 like this within 2km.
NZTA went to court twice to defend compulsorily acquiring land to build these turning bays.
All are unused.
Why? Simeon Brown. Let me explain. 🧵
ALT Unused turning bay on SH16 which was apart of the Brigham Creek to Waimauku project.
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