Inside the Paint podcast host and writer/speaker of all things Kansas City sports. Sweet Victory Super Bowl truther & Guitar Hero enthusiast. The Broncos suck!

Overland Park, KS
Today our family is mourning the loss of Linda Ruder, both my mother-in-law and the special woman @SarahDInKC and I have honored with charity softball events since 2016. She was given 6-12 months in June 2015 and battled 5 years. All 139 of us that have played are hurting today!
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JJ Picollo sucks at his job and retaining him for a 22nd year is the signature of a poorly-run franchise. If you can miss the playoffs 95% of the time with him, it won’t be difficult to do the same without him. Fire him. Move forward in a different direction. He sucks. He sucks!
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If you brought a baby to the K tonight, please fling its dirty diaper up to the GM’s press box so JJ Picollo can know how crappy the fans think he is at his job. Totally blows!
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Professional throwers of the baseball are totally incapable of throwing the baseball in the strike zone. What is your purpose??? How do you maintain employment?????
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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After everything those fans have been through, I need to hear the loudest boos I’ve ever heard Kauffman dish out after that bases loaded walk. Just pitiful. Throw strikes, you nimrod
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Watching Bijan Robinson run is how I’d imagine it’d look to watch Jesus play football
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Look at the itty bitty Packer fans all sad because for the first time in like six presidential administrations their football team is actually bad. Cancel Christmas! We can’t have a football season if the precious Packers aren’t super duper good!
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Salvador Perez has played in 93% of the games this year and his on base percentage is 271. Is this franchise seriously going to bring him back to play every day in 2027? Because...
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JJ Picollo extended Seth Lugo when the entire universe knew it was time to sell him. So glad the Royals are undoubtedly bringing him back for his 22nd year in the organization! He deserves it! /fart
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Vinnie Pasquantino the moment the Royals are permanently out of playoff contention

ALT Star Wars Baseball GIF

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“I’m a Chiefs fan and Josh Allen is better than Mahomes” is Kansas Citian for “I am a cuck”
Replying to @ColbyNFL
I'm a Chiefs fan and your right, at this point Josh Allen is better than Mahomes today. That might change as the season progresses. As for the past Mahomes came through in the big games, Josh didn't. Both will be in the HOF and the story is not over.
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Josh Simmons (weenie) won’t practice today*
Josh Simmons (back) won’t practice today. Chamarri Conner (knee) will participate in some capacity.
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Typically the terrible Royals get hot in September and go 15-10 or so to prevent a 100-loss season, which saves everybody’s jobs and gives false hope heading into next year. No such thing this year, as the Royals are 5-14 in September. Does that mean we can fire everyone?
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I’ve never been more sure of anything. Boring Guardians will forever be boring.
cleveland will win 10 straight games to end the season and prevent the white sox from winning the division and then they will score 1 run in 3 playoff games
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Haters watching the Chiefs pull Patrick Mahomes’ blindside protector out of the UDFA pool and he absolutely rocks
Highest Graded NFL Rookie on Offense from Week 2: 🔴 Kahlil Benson, Chiefs: 81.3 @IndianaFootball
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Daniel Lynch was having a terrific season, so much so that the Royals said "but wait, what if our super awesome front office CHANGED THINGS UP!" Then they made him a starter and now he sucks. Just another day at the office for JJ Picollo's Kansas City Royals.
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Nobody loves to whine and moan like Sean Payton. He’s a perfect fit for Denver
This is WILD!!! MacDonald in prep for the Broncos found roughly 100 videos fans posted on social media at Broncos training camp and used them to prep for Denver. Payton found out, threatened the Seahawks with a spygate exposure, Seattle threaten a lawsuit. And that's not it!
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The Broncos were getting booed off the field (which to be fair, their fans are notorious crybaby spoiled brats) at halftime the other day and Ralph “the expert” puts them two spots ahead of the team that beat ‘em by 21. Brilliance!
There's a new No. 1 in @RalphVacchiano's Power Rankings this week 👀 🔗: foxsports.com/stories/nfl/20…
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Matt Nagy is my Cooper Rush
Matt Nagy belongs either in prison or psych ward, not sure which one.
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I think I know…
Are the Giants tanking? Why run Najee Harris twice on the goal line when you have the best bruiser in the league in Skattebo?
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