Who's bright idea was the seizure invoking time clock....just one of the many shattered remains of this broken game #NHL20
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@BuzzFeed posting our picture in a Facebook article and on Snapchat story. Sounds like royalty cheques to me #wheresmymoney #brokeasajoke
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We live in a time when everyone is connected, no one should ever feel alone #BellLetsTalk
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@cmjm23 you'll appreciate this one
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Marriage in a nut shell...the bride pretends to be a virgin, while the groom acts as though he has met "the one"
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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, and if you get lemon juice in a paper cut during the process...you're probably an asshole
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the difference between a fetish and a felony is checking beforehand #TheMoreYouKnow
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