i dont like the washington capitals ☾⋆。𖦹 °✩ ♊︎ || #ALLCAPS (#1 braden holtby fan)

goalie || 21 || MA/RI
discourse about sid and ovi drafting going around again so im here to remind you ovechkin was so widely sought after the florida panthers tried to draft him a year early because “with leap years he’s 18”
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F is clearly the only option worth considering lmfao
What part of the country would you guys live in?
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sarah: mourning ovi retweeted
DO NOT FUCKING TRADE FOR DYLAN LARKIN CHRISTOPHER PATRICK I WILL SELL YOUR HOUSE ON THE DARK WEB
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the washington capitals play hockey tonight 😈
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get his name out of your mouth bro keep us out of your stupid fucking mock trades
My understanding is #LGRW Dylan Larkin’s camp have been told to expect news on a trade within the next 48 hours. Both #gobolts and #allcaps have emerged as favorites proposing very compelling offers. Hearing F Ryan Leonard may be in play
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ladies and gentlemen behold the far left of the hockey community
Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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AND YOU GUYS KEEP FUCKING YAPPING ABOUT TRADING STROME GTFO OF MY HOUSE
Replying to @rushinfive
tops caps forwards
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alex tuch signing genuinely one of the best things this franchise has done in years like idk who to even compare him too ????
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sarah: mourning ovi retweeted
ALEX TUCH HAS MORE GOALS THAN CONNOR MCDAVID
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my monkeys and my circus are looking pretty good when they are provided with enough motivation
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alex tuch and jordan kyrou 2 goals each i am going to cry of happiness that is my team
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the alex tuch signing makes me giggle everytime i think about it
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devin cooley STOP telling everyone our goalie secrets
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'unconscious' vs 'conscious' NO STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
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i cant believe i have to sit through national broadcast tonight
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guys warning in advance im watching this game currently, i promise i will turn it off if we start to suck
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this is one of the best one in years lmfaoo
Down to clown #ALLCAPS x #HockeyHalloween
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THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS PLAY HOCKEY TODAY
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shut the fuck up about trading dylan strome oh my god he’s so much less of a problem then our inability to have any decent RHD
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i’m so scared for fowler because you know the minute he’s not performing like prime roy they are gonna rip him to shreds and call him washed 😭😭😭😭😭
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sarah: mourning ovi retweeted
Cat did not have Roysie's tongue #ALLCAPS | @CoupangInc
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