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rip patrick stewart
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If you really want to be scared on Halloween night then go to your local gas station and fill up. I'm literally shaking just at the thought of it.
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i. hate. everything.
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meanwhile in utah
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I've said it for years. I won't change my mind about it either.
just a reminder that most people are stupid
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just a reminder that most people are stupid
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A haunted house but you’re stuck in a room full of TikTok pranksters
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sammy time
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I'm rarely mad about anything. I gotta keep my blood pressure down.
is everyone still mad about everything or nah?
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is everyone still mad about everything or nah?
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Oh, hell yeah.. I'm taking my antibiotics daily!!! 🥃
Effects of whiskey on bacteria
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When single women see a dude over 6’ that doesn’t have a job
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