In Code You Need Not Trust #Sato

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Currently testing… indefinitev4.com Anyone can lock a Uniswap v4 LP NFT position indefinitely and still be allowed to claim the trading fees Soon, all $pizza positions will be permanently locked

未来的某一天希望是这样的K线 ethereum:0x829f4b62eebe12af653b4dd4ffc480966f7d7f09 期待

🚨 OFFICIAL BITGET LISTING APPLICATION 🚨 @bitget the $SATO community is formally and publicly requesting a spot listing on Bitget Exchange. CA(Ethereum): 0x829f4B62EEBE12Af653b4dD4fFc480966F7d7f09 Verify it. Study it. List it. 🔥 🧵 Full case below 👇 #BitgetListing

为什么 $SATO 如此独特？ ​$SATO 的底层设计，完全依托于 Uniswap V4 Hook 的极客灵魂，将代币发行的主权彻底归还给代码： ​🔥 极致通缩（Sell = Burn）：在独特的动态价格曲线上，每一次代币的卖出均伴随着部分代币的永久销毁。随着交易推进，流通供给被强制压缩，稀缺性呈指数级拉升。 ​📈 联合曲线（Bonding Curve）：发行量越大，后续铸造/购买代币的价格与成本就越高。这种数学算法天然筑起了越往后越坚固的“铸造墙”（Mint Wall）。 ​💎 实打实的 ETH 底层储备：协议每一次运行，都在将真正的价值沉淀在 Hook 合约池中。价格曲线下方拥有不可篡改的 ETH 资金库支撑，确保了每一枚代币的内含价值。 ​🔐 零团队 & 零 VC 干扰：没有预留份额，没有多签钱包的暗箱操作。代码即法律，协议一旦部署，即进入无主自治状态（Pure Code Execution）。 ​🤝 纯粹而坚韧的社区共识：没有“庄家”引导，只有一群被底层数学逻辑与无庄精神吸引的建设者（Builders）。社区的信任与陪伴，才是 $SATO 最大的护城河。 ​🚀 极高的不对称赔率：在市值仍处于早期价值重估阶段的当下，$SATO 拥有极其亲民的门槛，让普通投资者无需巨额资金，就能以极低成本参与到这场范式变革中。 ​ 拥抱不确定性，见证未完成曲线 ​感谢 $SATO 的诞生，它让我们看到了 Uniswap V4 可编程市场（Programmable Market）最纯粹、最美妙的应用范式。它不需要繁复的公关营销，因为算法本身就是最硬核的语言，数学是最诚实的基石。 ​我们无法准确预测 $SATO 的终点到底在何方，但正是这种由自治代码驱动的未知性，构成了这场加密探索中最精彩的部分。 #​SATO 是一条演化的曲线，一个理性的社群，以及一段通往无限可能的链上征程。 🧡

Get $SATO Send it into the Pizza Oven Receive $PIZZA off an on-chain issuance curve Every new pizza gets more expensive as cumulative SATO rises hard cap: 21,000,000 PIZZA btc-style scarcity, pizza-flavored bonding curve.site: satopizza.xyz token design (the part that isn’t just 🍕 emojis)initial mint: 100,000 PIZZA for SATO/PIZZA uni v2 LP → dead address After that, only the oven can mint deployer mint revoked DEFAULT_ADMIN_ROLE renounced no team bag, no VC allocation, no unlock calendar Their line: code > trust.new PIZZA only appears when someone spends SATO to bake. Who gets paid when someone bakes? Every SATO used to mint PIZZA is routed to SATO/PIZZA LP stakers. Loop: add SATO/PIZZA liq on Uniswap v2 stake LP on the site earn a share of all minting rewards stake more LP → own a bigger “slice of the shop.” Trading venues they ship:PIZZA/SATO on uni v2 (home market) PIZZA/ETH on uni v4 They also shipped slice NFTs at satopizza.xyz/slices What the account actually is bio: digital decentralised pizza shop/meme project built for @sat0_community CT behavior: Etherscan + DexTools + DexScreener verification farming “chef left the kitchen” (admin gone) whitepaper 2.0 + roadmap pages burning SATO as onchain ads handing out pizza slice NFTs in replies very small shop energy (~200+ holders called out, sub-1k followers) this is SATO-native culture, not a mega-launch. The only official checklist: satopizza.xyz @satopizzav0 github.com/xqft1/pizza what it is: bake SATO → mint capped PIZZA → LP stakers eat the mint flow. What it isn’t: a guaranteed cooker. independent audit was still listed as pending on the oven repo. Tiny cap, meme liquidity. Verify the CA. Stake only if you understand IL + a bonding curve that gets more expensive. Then decide if you want a slice. 🍕

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Earlier today, 8 September at 8:00 UTC, we took a snapshot of the 8000+ sato holders. Your sato history is now part of your satoid. @sat0_community Your report card shows: • First sato buy • How long you’ve been holding • Holder status • Your personalized satoid, one of 8 Check your wallet ↓ snapshot.satoid.site Download your report card + satoid…and show the community what yours looks like. ∞

I dug into the onchain history of more than 8,000 $sato holders, and the numbers were more interesting than I expected. Among the wallets I was able to validate: • 94.7% have continuously held sato for 30+ days • 84.0% have held for 90+ days • Median continuous holding period: 119 days • 83.0% first acquired sato in May • 86.1% have never returned to a zero balance since first acquiring sato Holder count alone doesn’t tell you much. What caught my attention is how many wallets simply stayed. For a token with no team, no treasury, no governance and no roadmap, that feels significant. The mechanism keeps running. People keep holding. That’s the part of sato I find most interesting.