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Palo Alto, California
this code needs to be cleaned up
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i am literally mew
oh look it's mew😭
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this is literally me in office rn
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guys. my laptop is burningggggggg
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trying ma best. if you want to be an intern, you should DM @singhai
Replying to @saurinx
@saurinx is not an intern anymore, but we are always open to hiring a few interns with the goal of training & retaining them for full-time roles. DM.
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they actually cooked here dang
Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie
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me: my code works bro, trust me agent: you're absolutely right
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thinking of some bangers
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i shipped some code
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what's the point of the useless bubbles that bounce around? 🤦‍♂️
Ken Griffin, founder of Citadel, one of the most successful hedge funds in history, publicly admitted that AI is making his PhD researchers redundant This year on stage at Stanford he described exactly what scared him His team built an AI system that takes an academic finance paper, reproduces it, and tests it out-of-sample What used to take a junior quant 6-8 weeks, AI does in 2-3 hours He said he went home depressed When the man who's been winning this game for decades says the technology scared him, it's worth listening The edge of these people was never brains. It was one cycle: take an idea, test it on history, kill it if it doesn't work, repeat. Faster and more ruthlessly than anyone That cycle cost a fund $650,000 a year for a single analyst. So you traded blind, while they tested everything in advance After reading Griffin, I got curious to reproduce the exact thing that made him feel bad Took an academic strategy from 2012, described it in one sentence, and in 20 minutes had a full backtest on real data +1,537% on Bitcoin, Sharpe 1.02 No code, no team, no New York office And here's what most people still don't get. While they tell themselves AI trading is hype, they keep bleeding out on their own deposit, testing one idea for weeks, while machines test a thousand a night The same cycle that haunts the head of Citadel now fits into one sentence in a text box The difference is no longer money or a team. The difference is only whether you sit down and test your idea today Describe any strategy in a sentence and in minutes you'll see if it works (after signing up there's a free trial period): join.horizon.trade/qwinsiiii
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one good boy is worth billions of tokens
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the typa tomfoolery i love seeing 🤣
are we … hopping VCs?? 👉👈
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this is literally me bruh
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this is my goat
Trying the new grok on the node.js codebase. @grok 4.7 improves node.js byte-mode pipe() performance by 77%! github.com/nodejs/node/pull/…
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Saurin Patel retweeted
Grok 4.7 is here. It's a notable improvement over Grok 4.6 at the same price and speed.
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i feel llke @shriradha is like this
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me and the boys in office writing some code
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