Voted #1 Chaos Propagandist, 5 Crusades In a Row Shitposts often, minis sometimes, art rarely. too chud for the wokes, too woke for the chuds

My slander of the Imperium seems to have attracted xenos filth. Make no mistake, you are next.
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40 degrees outside
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"He's the Lord of all horses. ..And has been my friend through many dangers."
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many people think i am joking when i say that shadowfax is one of my favorite fictional characters of all time
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"CHAOS SPACE MARINES ARE EVIL" >iron warriors reduce planetary unemployment to 0% >night lords help blind children >death guard help life flourish wherever they go >emperors children spread the joy of music >word bearers spread the good word of the Pantheon "NO BRO THEY'RE EVIL"
You can like the imperium AND accept that it’s bad. That’s what makes the setting fun and interesting. I like space marines. I also like chaos marines, but I don’t pretend they’re good. Unburden yourself from the cope 🫴
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It's a traitor guardsman you fucking retard
Saying "retard" doesn't make you any less boring. You are peak generic. "Look at me I have a Fallout: New Vegas PFP and I say 'retard'." How original.
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Made by @ABAtilus
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Correction, we are even more racist than the Imperium
Replying to @itaintmeitaintm
Even before the Horus Heresy novel series was written the old background had mentions of pacts with aliens almost always ending in them betraying for one reason or the other. Funny seeing a Chaos fan decry the Imperium for not being libtards. Chaos Marines hate aliens too.
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when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs
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RT @MTF0XTROT: Here's a drawing of your Mascot getting boiled alive in a Brazen Bull.
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Why I believe humanity ARE the good guys. We tried playing diplomat and peace guy, and the moment we were weakened, everybody who was our “friend” instantly turned on us. We tried to be friends, and all we got was spit in the eye
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The very first Horus Heresy book includes a human civilisation living alongside a xeno species in harmony, all the while being fully aware of Chaos and not falling for it to the point of keeping warp-tained artifacts in a museum Imperium of Man are just morons lmao
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People in the replies going "yeah and then a guy from a faction whose entire creed is denying Chaos exist did something that the guys whose entire creed is not feeding Chaos would consider unfathomably stupid just to let Chaos win" like it's a gotcha
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My magnum opus
I’ll never be able to top this one tbh
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Trying to do something funny here with his helmet
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Completed the weekly Hard Stratagem. Leave it to the Space Wolf Vanguard to solo a Terminator Sorcerer but not figure out how the island puzzle works.
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絵柄は好きなのにNTRしか描いてなかった
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Trying to remember the name of the legion whose warriors are painted iron
You're never going to believe why Ultramarines are blue
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I make a cent, boss makes a buck, that's why I jerk it in the company truck
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