My friend makes the best beef jerky and pointed out to me that this is pork jerky. I couldn’t tell the difference until he told me. But f’n delicious especially when you get a fatty piece!
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream", she said
"The one that makes me laugh", she said
And threw her arms around my neck.
Yes I’m stupid. Don’t ask.