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Did you do anything most folk will never do last week? I did, and I do it often. I was filming my new show pilot...just gotta sell it now.
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China is almost better than America…
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I so hope @trussliz joins @RupertLowe10 at @RestoreBritain . I think she would have been the next Maggie, and they knew that so fucked her over.
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Why the fuck is almost every other post from someone I dont know and is basically a fucking 9 page essay story about someone else? Ffs
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James Bond appears to be Moonlighting:
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Reggae Star Wars is diabolical Who did this? 🤣
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Replying to @TheGNPE
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Love your products....but! This works but tastes absolute dire!! Please put a decent amount of flavour in your products. Having to go back to another provider for pre work out. Creatine you are on point like most of your other products. @WarriorSupps
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BREAKING: Journalists investigating corruption in Ukraine will face 5 years in prison. Zelensky wants me and my journalist colleagues to stay silent about how he’s stealing your billions. He’s taking the last thing left - freedom of speech. We bring you the truth.
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Listen up!!!!
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This is why we need @elonmusk to get a decent tv/media platform out there.
Richard Hammond’s mind is absolutely brilliant and I love the alway he articulates himself. Especially on a matter like this which I’ve always been a huge skeptic about.
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I urge everyone of you not speculate as to the identity of said celebrity.
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Keep Inbreeding people it's doing you proud lol
Don't marry your cousin. Standard.
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Whoever did this did a good job. Keep them coming.
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This is a brilliant test! Apparently only gay men get it right. Ive been looking all day and still baffled. Even @elonmusk wont get this right.
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I love the memes mocking Andy Burnham the out of his depth Mayor of the UK for his idiotic policies.
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I know not many near me but every little helps oh I can get info on this rat bag he done the whole estate much appreciated
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A business owner decided to start publicly shaming customers who keep stealing table lamps after constant theft. Make her famous!
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