3,333 Scremlins - Owls? Monkeys? Who fricken knows! Just make sure you stock up on your dryer sheets! eggs hatching in a nest near you ! discord.gg/AyWWwACcgc
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Your problems are never as big as they seem, unless you've got a handful of screms nibbling at your dreams
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Letting your phone die is a form of self care ... letting your screm eat your phone, prob not a good idea.
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Bonkers got a new pet @scremlins today. I promised him I would pick up some dryer sheets. @dogliens
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Going to sleep early is a form of self care.... unless you have screms waiting to nibble at your dreams
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Never underestimate the benefits that sunlight & long walks with your screms can have on your sleep
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who has some advice on what to do with trouble maker screms…. Mine keep digging into each others “personal” space at dinner…
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Regular lady with a scremlin, attributed to Anonymous, dated to c.1557-2023
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And only recently paired screms will produce a FREE EGG 🥚that reflects its parents traits for a limited time. No time limit set.
Just fill out the nesting submission form: forms.gle/1exQeEm3t25cJLSf8
Who knows what to expect next when they hatch? 🫣
Only time will tell…
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How to be more productive than 99.9% of people out there:
Work for 4 hours a day without getting distracted.
Scremlins don't help with this. 😆
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Stop chasing after the money, fame, and results. The secret we're all looking for is scremlins.
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