I love Superman and Superboy entirely too much and I will talk about them non fucking stop racists/homophobes/proshippers fuck off pfp by: @snowuhz

30 years of marriage and they haven’t actually been good parents to a single child smh
Clark Kent e Lois Lane hoje completam 30 anos de casados, parabéns para o maior casal das HQs, #CLOIS
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Mfs can’t even spell Conner’s name correctly and he’s white Damian stood no chance
how did damian somehow get the canon event poc experience of having everybody misspell your name even tho his name is literally damian
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I think more people should learn how to draw actually I’m going to teach myself with the power of YouTube
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This why Rebirth pissed me off so much why tf is the fucking illegal alien who spends his free time saving ppl from abusive authoritarians the mouthpiece for American conservatism? 😭
am *i* crazy cuz superman at his core is about being an adopted refugee loving your home but wanting to challenge the injustice there. And we only have boring white dudes writing him. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!! ITS SO DARK IN HERE!!!
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That “truth, justice, American way” bullshit nerfed this man so hard 😪
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DC will not let Clark be wrong about anything ever he got Jesus syndrome bad and he gave that shit to Jon it’s contagious and genetic put a mask on
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What’s frying me is that Supersons target demographic (10-13 yr olds) aren’t even the ones reading that shit 😭 kids don’t give a fuck it’s grown ass adults obsessing over it lmfaoo
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In SS’s defense tho these kids legitimately can not read 💀
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It’s genuinely insane how badly DC fumbled Superfam like it’s such a fun concept but omfg it’s boring as shit rn in execution
can i say i really dgaf about modern superfam im not even sure if all of them fit that well with each other at least four people here can go and nothing in my life would change
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Steel, Kara, and Conner might as well not exist they barely get to do anything the twins were around for 5 seconds as cute side characters Jon is the only one execs have paid any attention to this last decade and it’s literally only bc he’s currently the only “real” kid 💀
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I mean Young Justice came back for a lil bit
It’s confirmed today that the Teen Titans GO! are seriously cursed.
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Oh are we seriously blaming Damian for the influx of “bio kid = true heir” bs DC got going on? 😭 Why? With Damian it was not viewed as a good thing and he did not get catapulted into the superhero world bc his dad is Batman…? Tf did Damian do lmao
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You ask Lois what’s Otho’s favorite color and she’s looking at you like this
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I think Jon should sacrifice himself and the whole universe gets reset just because it would be fucking funny his last big moment is something stolen directly from Chris and rebranded that’s fucking hilarious
Replying to @FitMarshmellow
2. Jon Kent Give him his big moment, homage the Supergirl and Superman death, and really shake up the Superman world and give them someone to mourn
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I’m sorry Jon you’re just so easy to bully 😪
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Not to be that guy but if Jon’s most memorable moments as Tomorrow Man are the ones with Superman does that not kinda defeat the purpose of making him Tomorrow Man in the first place? Is this not one of his biggest issues?
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Making him Tomorrow Man is great he needs something that’s not just making him Clark Jr. but if you’re still attaching him to Clark even as Tomorrow Man then what was even the point in doing that whole “getting out of my dads shadow” shit?
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Ya’ll are laughing but I’m actually about to call CPS on Clark
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Speaking of Clark looking like a dumbass parent can we talk about how Lois also looks like a dumbass in these books? You left your kid alone with a man you barely know. You have 0 problem with an untrained child with unstable powers wandering the city alone w another kid?
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I need writers to treat these books like actual books and not like random fanfics
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You barely know anything about your newly adopted kids and then you’re perfectly fine with them going to the future with a future version of Kara without any conversations about when they’d be back or who else is involved…? 😭 Oh my God bro
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