he/haw, my opinions are not my own, they are provided by big pharma and over reaching government policies

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Harmless human? That stupid twat nearly cost an endangered animal it's life and has likely traumatised many staff members and guests. Harmless my fucking arse. Long live the Tiger.
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🧱BRICKING NEWS🧱 England: Tiger whose life was spared after he killed a man that entered his enclosure, will now be put to death after British police discover the tiger made posts critical of islam on social media.
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I served my country in the Falklands War & Northern Ireland According to @andyburnham and the rest of the Labour Party. Apparently I ’m a ‘far right thug’ I want to follow fellow ‘far right thuggish’ ordinary UK citizens Please like, repost and follow🇬🇧👍✝️
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Just time for a laugh after work. 🤣
I love the Japanese intro to Postman Pat. It's so relaxing. For research purposes, I've painstakingly translated the Japanese lyrics...
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This is not just any old fucking cunt. This is an M&S fucking cunt.
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This is what Theo thinks of the weather this week. Constantly bawling for the fire, don’t blame him really
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Halogen, convection or oil filled - which is best to keep the cold at bay? (Don’t want fan as too noisy) TIA
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Who is mentioning the forehead? Some dicks who stay up late at night in mummies basement?
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Apart from the road, that’s the pretty view from the office. 🤣
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Hahahahahaha
Mum of the year...
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What’s happening with Ajax these days?
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Where did the stripes come from
Bed time delivery of lovely sweeties 😃🥳 Thank you PL ☺️
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way that knocked him out, that wouldn't knock a dent in a paper bag
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A historic day for the Kingdom of Fife… BOTH lanes on BOTH sides of the A92 are OPERATIONAL. 🥹🥹🥹 No cones. No merging. TWO WHOLE LANES. We used to pray for times like this 😂👏🏻
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Nearly at the end of the week
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And the view from my office
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The view from my shower this morning
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Second morning of getting up in a short week, I really like my job, I just hate work.
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Oh crap, its morning and i need to work
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Aaaaannd. Goodnight all.
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