assistant pool boy at the vampire mansion
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im so sick ive passed into the realm of unhinged. laughed my ass off at a tiktok where a guy said "foo times fee" for like 20 minutes to the point i nearly peed
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starting a new controversial mcr pronoun trend where i only call gerard he/they and everyone else is strictly she/her
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booking mcr but i just take them for a walk. they're charmed by my innocent joy yet appalled by my careless wealth. they ask how i got so rich. i open my mouth to reply, but trip over my shoelaces and fall. my head hits the floor and my brainstem is crushed, killing me instantly.
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a clip of a my chemical romance song came up on a tv quiz show and my dad called me on the phone and played the clip back to me and cheered when i got it right like i was some kind of performing monkey
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