The Little Book of Second Mentions, out now from @BitebackPub. Contact: secondmentions@gmail.com

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New Zealand police came to the rescue of a seal crossing a busy road, helping the perplexed pinniped pup back safely into the water. "When I joined police 15 months ago they said to be ready for anything, so I guess this demonstrates that's true!" said Constable Taylor, who escorted the pup u.afp.com/S9QJ
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The intergluteal cleft’s second album was too mainstream for me. They lost their edge.
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🗣️ "Kalpana will be our sole representative this year" Juddmonte will rely solely on King George and Yorkshire Oaks winner Kalpana in the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, with the breeding behemoth revealing York hero Item is finished for the season 🔗 racingpost.com/news/festival…
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Hitler = “Uncle Alf” @secondmentions #secondmentions
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Excellent second mention in @thetimes @AnnekaRice - "the jumpsuited blonde" thetimes.com/article/282fb4e…
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🚨 Second mention of the week 🚨 Bum crack is "the intergluteal cleft" in @thetimes thetimes.com/article/5481925…
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Few shouts "in the WhatsApps" for the grey-haired podcast supremo, yes
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🗣️ “I’ll drink a pint of it if I somehow qualify.”  🧋 Ricky Evans vows to down GRAVY if he makes the World Championships despite his hatred of the festive sauce. 💻 Full story: oche180.com/news/evans-vows-… 📸 @taylanningpix | #Darts
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This looks great. As anyone who has ever worked as a hack knows, most newspaper journalism often veers into the realms of situationist pranks and the variety of surrealism you find makes life worth being reported on @secondmentions @knobblymonsters
Journalist duo’s book of ‘funny stories’ is published dlvr.it/TVT1Z8
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Erling Haaland. “The Norwegian juggernaut.” @knobblymonsters @secondmentions
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Samphire: "the saline greens" (from @waitrose Food magazine"
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Can't believe FOOD PIPE hasn't graced the feed of @secondmentions yet
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Food pipe: "gullet" @secondmentions @knobblymonsters
Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk bbc.in/4xVjrOf
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