Some Seinlanguage in your timeline every now and then. It's gold, Jerry. Gold!
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George: “This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George.”
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George: “What is Holland?”
Jerry: “What do you mean, ‘what is it?’ It’s a country right next to Belgium.”
George: “No, that’s the Netherlands.”
Jerry: “Holland *is* the Netherlands.”
George: “Then who are the Dutch?”
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Jerry: “These balloons aren't going to stay filled ’til New Year’s.”
Kramer: “Those aren’t for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.”
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A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.
The Human Fund. Money for people.
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George: “Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?”
Lois: “You did that?”
George: “Yep. And it didn’t take very long either.”
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George: “I got him Yankee tickets, he got me a piece of paper saying I’ve given your gift to someone else.”
Jerry: “To a children's charity.”
George: “Don’t you see how wrong that is? Where's your Christmas spirit!? An eye for an eye!”
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Kramer: “It’s the Merv Griffin set.”
Jerry: “How did you get this in here?”
Kramer: “Oh, you just bring it in sideways and hook it.”
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Jerry: “Well, it must be comforting to know you’ll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles per hour.”
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George: “I don’t think I’ve ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.”
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George: "You're sleeping with the maid?"
Jerry: "Yes."
George: "I've done that. Did you ever eat an ostrich burger?"
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Jerry: “He took what out?”
Elaine: “It.”
Jerry: “He took It, Out?”
Elaine: “Yessiree Bob.”
Jerry: “He couldn’t.”
Elaine: “He did.”
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