k@semiimortal

full-time family man || father of 8 || honda civic driver

 Arlen, TX
Joined April 2012
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k@semiimortal
27 Aug 2022
words to live by
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When they are being mean to Lyla

ALT The Rock Shut Up GIF by WWE

k@semiimortal
Oct 6
was watching Friday Night Lights last night and found it hilarious how dude had one bad game and immediately started taking steroids
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it's crazy how PR works because this "insomniac writing" is how 95% of JRPG dialogues sound like to me
goober 🇵🇸@haremgaysex
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took a whole day to find but i Found It.
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like i be seeing kingdom hearts clips that hit the same tone with the sad music playing in the background and i just can't finish watching those clips lol
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Matt Saracen if only you were born 10 years later the world would've become yours omg
k@semiimortal
Oct 6
was watching Friday Night Lights last night and found it hilarious how dude had one bad game and immediately started taking steroids
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Mj@f5ved
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The concept of Kyle Chandler doing this line delivery
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DiscusingFraud
@DicussingFraud
Oct 6
Kyle Chandler is reportedly starring in a biopic about CIA whistleblower John Kiriakou. Lance Oppenheim (PRIMETIME) is set to direct. (Source: buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse…)
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#SellPhilSpencerIntoWhiteSlavery
Idle Sloth
@IdleSloth84_
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LEAKED | Perfect Dark — 2 mins of Gameplay Perfect Dark is a cancelled first-person shooter game that was under development by The Initiative and Crystal Dynamics
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We could've gotten a big budget immersive sim in our hands man I'm fucking sick
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el señor gritándole a Fidalgo, motivación JAJAJAJ
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THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐
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From that gold medal in Beijing in 2008 to an unforgettable career, making history every step of the way with La Albiceleste. 🥇🇦🇷 Congratulations, Leo, for continuing to make Argentina’s jersey even more iconic! 🐐👏
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Ehhhh.... I'm with the women on this lol
perfect angel@tragic_endings_
Oct 6
Genuinely insane hoe antisocial everyone is that they think having their roomate’s partner over once a week is some kind of huge imposition Everybody wants a village, no one wants to be a villager jesus christ
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PASSED THAT 2ND INTERVIEW THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT MY NIGGAS
bino #GIDBAM@ooshawottt
Oct 6
Job interview let’s work
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🧛🏻‍♀️@iiheartalyse2
Oct 6
Be real did yall wear filas
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I bought a PS5 Pro for $650 lol
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Nah bro I need the players and Guardiola arrested too😭😭😭😭
MAJEED@majeedxxiiv
Oct 5
POV: you just know that you're holding nothing less than 3-0
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He’s better
Sinking@EisakuOtomo
Oct 5
Guys talking about prime Yeat like pre-AIDS itachi
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it was worth a shot idk
Pop Base
@PopBase
Oct 6
Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day.
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it’s real tears in my eyes and everyone is looking at me like im insane in here
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greatest quote in gaming history methinks
Big Dee@thejuandawn
Oct 6
My skill is that I can quote random GTA quotes from the entire series
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if a dem who wins TEXAS quits after 2 years for a opportunistic presidential run we are beating them with hammers
Jacob Smith 🏳️‍🌈@jacobfhsmith
Oct 3
If Dems win both TX-Gov and TX-LG, have to think that Gina Hinojosa makes some short lists for VP in 2028.
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