I love dirty martinis and the Sydney metro
Australia
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My favourite thing about the tweet that will not be named is that I didn’t even pass judgement on that particular practice, just wondered about it, and I have thousands upon thousands of patriots calling me an r-word days later, I love it here
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I love Taylor but I cannot defend her from adding more poo to an already poo ridden album that nobody asked for more of.
My love you’re allowed a fizzer I beg you just please stop and let’s regroup later
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On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state
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Got my luggage back just in time for Rome and I can confirm I am such a fat slut for carbonara
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would never relinquish my swiftie duties…but after 20 years sometimes you just have to say that’s nice honey and press play on state of grace.
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Had to obviously buy undies and I forgot how impossible it is to find a pair of granny undies in Europe. The most modest ones still go right up my bum, much to the delight of my husband which just increases my annoyance
They r getting burnt once I’m reunited with my Step Ones x
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Four days now with no luggage and I am constantly bobbing between “it’s just stuff and I can’t let it ruin this incredible trip” and “I quite seriously want to haul myself off the top floor of this castle”
I am a brat and a bitch but even I don’t deserve ts
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The latest:
- I asked them to leave it in Rome as our Malta leg was wrapping up and they were no closer to finding it
- We arrived in Rome only to find out they were at that second loading the bags onto a plane to - you guessed it - Malta!
- Liam got his back, I didn’t.
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European airports be like arrive 2 hours before your flight and then there isn’t a single chair to sit in anywhere. Not a single one.
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The airport losing your luggage is a special kind of hell I wouldn’t wish on fucking anyone. Spent hundreds on a gorgeous lehenga to wear to my friends Indian wedding today and hauled it all the way to Malta and it’ll never see the light of day. Gna blow my shit clean off atp
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I don’t know if all airlines have stepped it up in the 9 years since I last flew to Europe or if Qatar is especially good, but damn I am pleasantly surprised at the plane food. Ofc you have to pick carefully like I did and Liam didn’t, but I am happy and that’s the main thing.
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Bro on the plane in the seat across from me got through 3 pages of Odyssey and is now watching Barbie. I completely agree with this pipeline, Homer ain’t gonna make the 14 hours go faster
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