I have this cousin whose mother has always been so proud of her thinking she is the only virgin in the whole world. In fact, this woman sees almost everybody else as unserious people who have messed up their lives. 😂
The funny part? The girl is SU, doesn't use earing, doesn't wear trousers and all others you can think of.
So yesterday, her mother called me and said she had seen something suspicious in her daughter's belongings. I told her to take a picture and send it to me.
Omo! When she sent the picture, I stared at it for a while. I didn't even know what to say. 😭😂
It was a PREGNANCY TEST STRIP! What is a virgin doing with PTS and one is even used? 😂😂😂
I kept quiet for a moment, wondering how on earth I was going to respond to this woman.
Then I finally said, "Aunty, this is an identification tag they give to virgin people in Nigeria." 😭😭
The woman calmed down immediately and said, "I know, I know! I know my daughter is virgin and not wayward like others and I'm proud of her."
Omo, I nearly d!ed laughing! 😂😂😂
Probably in 9month she will understand and she might think it's another Jesus been born 🤣🤣🤣🤣