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Well, why are you cooking mashed potatoes in the first place
How did i fuck up mash potato. Why is it puckering its buttholes. Why is it liquid.
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Destin Conrad as Vybz Kartel for Halloween.
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Destin Conrad as Vybz Kartel for Halloween.
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how it feels to be trans in public highschool
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This is even more hilarious if you're Jamaican
My cat ran away and was gone for days, but luckily the building cleaner managed to catch him for me.
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He literally explained why bad people manifest faster than you...
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Life would be so easy😭 #kingj2x #funny #walmart
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when you were hoping for an analysis type video essay but it’s a summary type video essay
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Call them out. The international community will soon be treating Jamaica as a pariah state.
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Replying to @alifromthepack
Found it
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How to give your child a disorder 101
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ill be afraid to be post myself and then i remember theres ppl who post shit like this and go on about their day
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The main reason people are told they don't need dysphoria to be trans is that dysphoria can look like depression when it has been your natural state of being your entire life
You need dysphoria to be trans. You need dysphoria to be trans. You need dysphoria to be trans. You need dysphoria to be trans. You need dysphoria to be trans.
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RT @moneyymaya: This is the first time I have ever heard a male rapper admit this about a female rapper. You can tell a lot of them also fe…
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Replying to @SenateGOP
Can you imagine being so out of touch that you think this will scare the average person
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Where was this Jamaica in today's vote? Why yuh abstain? When I said Holness is just a more diplomatic Kamla they came for me.
We must speak plainly about what is happening in Cuba. Cuba is our Caribbean neighbour. Their doctors and teachers have supported countries across our region, including Jamaica. Our histories are connected, and we care deeply about the Cuban people. Today, many Cubans are facing serious economic hardship, energy shortages, and growing humanitarian challenges. We are sensitive to their struggles. But we must also recognise that a prolonged crisis in Cuba will not remain there. It can impact migration, security, and economic stability across the Caribbean, including Jamaica. Jamaica stands for democracy, human rights, accountability, and open, market-based economies. I believe lasting stability comes when people have opportunity, a voice in their governance, and the freedom to build and invest. This moment calls for responsible leadership and constructive dialogue, particularly between Cuba and the United States, to ease tensions and promote reform and stability. Jamaica will continue to stand in solidarity with the Cuban people while supporting practical steps that lead to stability and shared prosperity for our region.
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Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite in new segment for Rare Beauty.
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Not to defend Paris, but has anybody considered the possibility that her daughter wanted to be the teapot? Kids are very weird like that.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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Zendaya says there's one attractive quality about her husband that makes her jealous and impressed Zendaya: "Something I am always impressed with Tom about, which I feel like I want to inherit more of, is he's very... Tom Holland: "Awesome? legendary? talented?" Zendaya: Yeah, so many great words...but you really stand on your big stickler for respect and kindness." "Not to say that I'm not doing that, but you just make sure that is in the front." "And then if that line is crossed, I think sometimes he's better at drawing boundaries and making things clear. And I'm a little bit more like, okay, guys, it's all right, everything's all right." "You're good at being like, no, no, this is, we're not doing this. You're good at setting the boundaries when they need to be set. Really clearly, really strong." "So I like that you have, you know what you feel is right for yourself, and you do it, and for others you're very protective in that way. x.com/sonofcrest/status/2081…
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RT @occamschainsaaw: ❤️
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