Pedantic A-hole. Not investment advice. Not any kind of advice. All tweets/posts/replies are my opinion only. Do your own due diligence. Time wasters: GFY.

The CEO has no Robotaxis. PDF link: pdfhost.io/v/O6ysEXww4_The_C…
The CEO has no Robotaxis: my retort to Adam Jonas and Morgan Stanley. Please share.
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Breaking: Elon Musk ordered the Starlink slowdown that blindsided Ukraine on.wsj.com/4sgcpBv
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Imagine actually believing what Elon Musk or his sycophantic lieutenants say. 🤦🏻‍♂️
Everything in this call is just stupid bullish.
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"It's all a fugazi"
Tesla Roadster deposit agreement is wild! Read carefully.. "Delivery. You understand that Roadster is still under development at the time you entered into this Agreement and so we cannot guarantee when your vehice will actually be delivered or if it will be delivered."
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They tried to keep it up all night. Trying and failing to keep it up is a well-earned reputation of most $TSLA investoors/Musk simps.
Shout out to the $TSLA Curaçao team—they failed, but it was a good run while it lasted.
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Shout out to the $TSLA Curaçao team—they failed, but it was a good run while it lasted.
Nobody at Tesla is working harder tonight than the Curaçao team—trying to convince the world that the roadster isn't a complete farce.
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Nobody at Tesla is working harder tonight than the Curaçao team—trying to convince the world that the roadster isn't a complete farce.
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Wow! Tesla has done it again! They've managed to come out with another vehicle that's even uglier and even less useful than their previous two vehicles—the Cyberflops 1.0 and 2.0. Congratulations to Tesla—making the impossible possible.
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Well said, Ed.
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Yep—just not TSLA shareholders.
That pesky corner will make many people very wealthy.
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"And on the call today we have Chief Securities Fraud Officer Elon Musk, who would like to open with some fraudulent statements to keep the stock price elevated..." $SPCX
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It doesn't exist. It's not f*cking real.
Robotaxi cancelled on me. There is at most one car in Orlando, but this is all a fugazi. This isn’t a real service. 🤦‍♂️ zero ride obtained. Earnings coming up. There is a pattern. Someone please ask a hard question about why this hasn’t expanded meaningfully, no ride details, etc. I think it’s that FSD doesn’t work for robotaxi. $TSLA
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Robotaxi now in Tampa & Orlando!
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¿Qué lo que Miami? Robotaxi now available in Miami
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As expected, some of that newly raised SpaceX cash has made its way to Curaçao.
$TSLA gamma squeezing with over 700k 0DTE ATM calls trading. 3x more notional than $NVDA 0DTE calls. Other Mag7 stonks don't even come close. Totally normal stuff. Just efficient markets being efficient. Nothing to see here.
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"Next year."
SPACEX TOLD INVESTORS IT AIMS TO BEGIN ORBITAL AI-COMPUTE TESTS IN 2027, SOURCES SAY
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Just saw a "Cybercab" for the first time, and I've got to hand it to Tesla—they've accomplished something I thought was impossible... They've developed a vehicle that looks even dumber and has even less utility than the reigning flop-of-the-century vehicle—the Cybertruck.
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Elon Musk also self-certifies that he's never had a hair transplant.
Replying to @thequeenbeetle
Here's the "certification"
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Riiight, and he's never had a hair transplant or plastic surgery on his face either.
Replying to @MikeIsaac
Huh! Musk testifies *under oath* that he has never directed the x algorithm to boost his account or to deboost the openai account
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TL;DR: of the entire $TSLA earnings call: "Next year."
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