My sister to our waitress: Oh, your lipstick is so pretty. What shade is it?
Waitress: Thank you, it’s MAC.
My sister: I wear MAC too, but I what shade is it?
Waitress: Um, I don’t know. I usually just pick up any lipstick.
My sister: ohhhh ok, well it’s pretty.
Waitress: Yea, I’ve been wearing it for over 10 years now...