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This is why you don’t laugh at every joke. Also pay attention to what they tend to harp on in conversations about controversial topics. lol
People really do tell you early on what they’re going to do to you by joking about it first
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The girl of your dreams is just laying in bed farting
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America is fried ain’t no way he went up there talking about butt.
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Then you got grown ass man on here talking about “the president cant look at ass?” Bitch grow up weird ass. Obama couldnt even change the color of his suit without facing backlash but yall quick to tap dance for racist ass old people.
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People do not understand how dangerous triangulation really is!! its demonic
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He said “get up nigger bitch and show them your donkey ass!”—& she did JUST that.
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I loveeeee this omg 😍!!!
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Currently killing my comfort zone!
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I love a thoughtful ass gift man. That was perfect for her!!!!!
.@Latto gifted @DojaCat a Sailor Moon-inspired diamond cat-ear headband made by Jewelry Unlimited for her birthday.
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GET OUT AND VOTEEEEE! 💙🩷🗳️
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My life LMAOOOOO. They hate a quiet girl man.
mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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I really had terrible friends growing up lol like bitches really hated me deep down but still wanted to kick it
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i want my pussy eaten like a mango over the sink
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The most romantic thing a man can do is nurture your nervous system
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