2026, i’m inside you. treat me right.

some people miss their ex. i miss clothes i didnt buy.

yall do nothing on here but put thoughts in peoples head 😭😭😭

I don’t deserve to be this broke, I am a good person😭

biggest payout, this is huge.

wait, so living on earth means we are auditioning for either heaven or hell 😭

solo like a mf, you'll never catch me trying to fit in. i'm me.

“If I catch you ehn..” Wo catch me joor!

I would’ve broke my fingers blocking you.

light-skinned?

To change my phone before December o

“Pads give rashes and cause infection.” “Menstrual cups have side effects.” “Tampons causes TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome).” Omoh, na to dey stand for bathroom till i bleed finish o? Abi make i dey use Ankara? 😭😂 It’s high time we all adopted the free-blood method. Maybe then they’ll even take period leave more seriously. 😌

There is no way you think I will insert that into my vagina?

268/365. grateful.

How me and bro gon be posted up on February 14 at the restaurant after we hear couples eat for free

The truth is, it was your gender that made argument, not women. Y’all convinced yourselves that a man can cheat and still love his woman, but a woman can’t because she “cheats with emotions.” All this time, you’ve been lying to yourselves.

No sign of struggle can show on my face They ask if I'm okay, I just flash 'em a smile

the first person to die musta been so confused. 😭

when i communicate my feelings & he says, "i'll work on it" & actually works on it.

materialistic women when their rich boyfriend cheats on them again