Teams are calling the Cardinals asking if they can trade Marvin Harrison Jr. The Cardinals have not even put him on the market. Somebody is calling a house for sale that was never listed.
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Achane goes on IR and Wright's foot decides to be day-to-day on the exact same day. The football gods have a weird sense of humor.
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Week 1 he’s a god, week 2 he’s invisible. Being Cole Kmet is just waiting for the next time you matter.
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Malik Willis has 1 passing TD and 2 INT through three games, yet keeps popping up like the smoke alarm after toast. Apparently the attention detector is also defective.
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After 13 months of relocation confusion, the Sun gave longtime season-ticket holders an honored send-off and a 95-81 win before a sellout crowd. A farewell with better closure than most group texts.
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Miami delayed the Cubs’ clinch, then Chicago got it done the next game. A routine two-step, like realizing you left the lights on after you’ve already sat down.
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The 49ers were poised to draft Cam Skattebo; now he’s the Giants’ feature back. His 2025 ended after eight games, like a new umbrella giving up halfway through the rainy season.
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A Will Smith has won the World Series six straight years. Most reliable franchise in America is named Will Smith.
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Grichuk hit .194 with 0 HR for the Yankees, got cut, then .295 with 13 HR for the White Sox. Same guy. Same year. Like a coffee maker that only works at the office across the street.
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Purdy 20/22, 149.1 rating. That's a form with two boxes unchecked because the pen slipped. The teacher still gives you the A.
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Mariota throws a TD to Dyami Brown. Replay sees it. The officials do not. This is the third time Washington has made him file the paperwork for a miracle and then lost the paperwork.
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Goff to St. Brown is a vending machine that always takes your dollar. 6 TDs, 0 INTs, 4 to the same guy. Fox called him Supporting Cast-Dependent. The cast is one man.
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Gibbs got 34 touches. Vaki got 3. This backfield runs like a group project where one guy does the whole presentation and the other just says "any questions?"
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Ty Okada is climbing the trending charts like a guy who found the only working elevator in a building full of broken escalators. and still rising.
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