Writer. Comedian. Angsty tween.
Los Angeles, CA
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my dog and I both have anxiety so whenever I'm pacing my apartment she follows me around like we're marching in a mental illness pride parade
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Marisa, my beautiful & brave cousin, phone banking for harris while getting chemo @VP @KamalaHarris @KamalaHQ @TeamKamala @harris_wins
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me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on x.com/ArathCarballo/status/1…
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THE BREAKOUT STAR OF THE WHITE LOTUS SEASON 2: ANGRY ITALIAN GRANDMA W/ ARTICHOKE
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Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.
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#Mahsa_Amini's death has sparked widespread protests across #Iran. The protests have been met with a deadly crackdown. Take action to end the protest bloodshed. #ProtectTheProtest 👇
amnesty.org/en/petition/end-…
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haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings since the queen died…
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I was once approached at Trader Joe’s by a woman who told me “I love that dress” but I misheard & thought she was talking about the dressing in my cart so I said “omg I know isn’t it amazing?” and I’ll never forget how uncomfortable that made her
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In college I had a professor tell the class that she ate a pint of Haagen Dasz every night just to cope with the stress of her job and at the time I was like damn that’s sad but now I’m like damn that’s an expensive ice cream, good for her
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You have to choose one of these looks before you move to bushwick
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NYC don’t miss this incredible show by @alyssalimp !!! This is the last chance to see it live and it’s freaking amazing 🥺🥺🥺
I’m really excited to share that at the end of the month I’m taping my one hour comedy special No Bad Days for @peacockTV! I’m filming it in NYC at the Danny Kaye Playhouse on April 30th at 7:30 & 9:30. Follow this link for tix shadowcasting.com/calendar/d… ♥️I’d love to have you there
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Euphoria started off like “I’m a fun trashy show about drugs and sex” and then a whole season later it’s like “SIKE! I’m the most graphic anti-drug PSA you’ve ever seen.” I keep waiting for a DARE officer to pop up like “gotcha, bitch!”
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Whenever I bring full sugar desserts to a party in LA I feel like I walked in to an AA meeting with a platter of cocaine
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San Diego! I’ll be at @americancomco next week on February 9th can’t wait to see you and haaaang ten (is that something ppl say?) americancomedyco.com/product…
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Philly!!! So excited to be in your city performing No Bad Days at @HeliumComedy 3 nights this week with the amazing @shutupmay featuring! Tickets here: philadelphia.heliumcomedy.co…
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See you soon DC!! @shutupmay & I are excited to see you tonight at @bierbarondc - Tickets here: dccomedyloft.com/shows/15758…
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Next stop on our No Bad Days tour: East Coast!!! @shutupmay & I are headed to Providence, NYC (@CityWineryNYC ) & DC. I’m excited to do the show how I first did: in 30 degree weather w my mom is in the front row mouthing the words to my jokes. Tix here: linktr.ee/alyssalimperis
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Thank you so much @comedyattic for having me and @shutupmay on the first stop of the No Bad Days tour. Dream weekend. Next stop east coast! Ticket links here: linktr.ee/alyssalimperis
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The first stop on our No Bad Days tour is Bloomington, Indiana where my dad went to school & adored. My dad wore this sweatsuit to every one of my track meets. I’ve never been to Bloomington & couldn’t think of a better place to start
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