its my birthday im the special 32 year old boy

Playing cod with pizza and gamerfuel this shit got me feeling patriotic shoutout to the valor pack im kinda like a warrior like this guy when I play cod I should call my local recruiter

Proposed melee changes: "Donkey Copyright": Hitting three up-airs with DK triggers Disney movie clips ruining combo videos. "Peach Gamble": Peaches turnip pull is replaced with a slot machine. Spinning three stitches makes you win the game, as you deserve for being lucky.

As a sheik player you must take the fox to the tree

Proposed melee changes: "WOKE-dorf": Ganon is remodeled as a blue haired enby. Ganon mains suspiciously swap characters... "Fisher Price Falcon": Falcon's sound effects are replaced with barnyard animal noises and circus sounds. Stomp Knee causes nuclear aura loss.

Proposed melee changes: "Can Puff Count": If a Jigglypuff player attempts to jump more than 6 times in the air they receive a dunce cap. "Naughty Boxx": If a boxx player presses left and right at the same time their character stops and does a finger wagging animation.

Proposed melee changes: "The Falco Mulligan": Falco gets one extra stock. He's not gonna do anything good with it. "Luigi coinflip": Misfire is now 100% chance but theres a 50/50 chance it reverses. Luigi also gets a big floppy but with no hurtbox, just for fun this time

community had already reacted. The TO had already made its decision. M2K had already posted a statement explaining and apologizing…There was no new information in it and no public interest to serve…

There was like a week of ranked where someone just left one of these "passion projects" queuing and it was so fucking obnoxious. At the time of this game it was like 41-2. It was easy to break but holy god let me play humans I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS SLOP PLEASE UNINSTALL SLIPPI

this community can be so cruel M2K has autism, and as much as you want to say “it’s no excuse”, no one is perfect and new circumstances can happen which can be things to learn from. This is one of those cases and he has learned from it. He has no family that wants to take care of him He relies on the few friends he has to be able to live anywhere and often those living conditions aren’t ideal He was told he shouldn’t go to the event, and he listened and agreed. please have some grace and don’t bully another member of the community into further mental decline

Proposed melee changes: "Ice climber shiv": The ice climbers stab you with a ice shiv killing you instantly if they grab you. This is to make sure you die every time, as you deserve for getting grabbed. "Marths stupid penis": Marth gets a long floppy with a hurt box to nerf him

Im drinking regular milk right now

They say a half-inch bug has only one-tenth an inch of soul

When the taps start tappin

I wanted to share my memories today and the impact she had on me and my life. I want to keep these memories fresh and never forget. docs.google.com/document/d/1…

May was a bright spot, in a time of my life where I didnt have many. Our nights playing games and laughing together were some of the best ive had. I only regret not spending more while I had the chance. She was such a wonderful, irreplaceable soul and I will never forget her.

im such a spooky fucking chud

Nastiest needle of my melee career I LOVE SHEIK 🥰

"I'm playing terribly," I told my Zen master. "I'm not going to win." "This too shall pass," he replied. That night I won the tournament and raced to tell him, "Thank you for your advice. I cannot tell you how happy I am right now." The master smiled. "This too shall pass."