As of August 30, 2024, I will no longer be active on this X account. It's been wonderful (until the takeover) and I will miss all of you greatly. If you decide to migrate, you can find me on the bluesky app: bsky.app/profile/mommysj.bskβ¦
My love to you all!
-SJ
Today, I need someone to give me a hug, tell me I'm doing a good job, and hand me $5 million.
Then, I can turn, give someone else a hug, tell them they are doing a good job, and hand them $4 million.
Just putting this idea out into the universe.
Hear me out: House swapping. Your house is too big for your empty nest; my house is getting too small for me and my growing family. We meet up, work out the financial piece so neither of us takes on more mortgage debt, and then we swap.
Everyone wins!
#Housing#affordability
I made it all the way to the parking lot at work. And then I sat there. I wanted to cry but I was too tired.
I barely made it home. Now I'm going back to bed and I'll work this afternoon after my nap.
I recently came into possession of "Esar's Comic Dictionary" from 1960. If you give me a word (please keep things civil), I'll look it up and give you the "definition" posted for it.
#LibraryTwitter#LiteraturePosts#comedywriting
ALT Entry in "Esar's Comic Dictionary" for 'cocktail': 1. A drink to wet the appetite. 2. A beverage drunk by people who don't like to eat on an empty stomach.
'cocktail party' 1. A party where drinks mix people. 2. A gathering where everybody talks and no one listens. 3. A place that is brilliantly lit up, with the guests fitting the surroundings. 4. A crowded place where there' alway room for one bore.
Tell me you have a young child without telling me you have a young child. I'll go first.
7.5 put Lily the spotted leopard in my backpack to have with my at work today.
Now Lily is going to help me catalog musical scores and withdraw some books.
#LibraryLife#parenting#work
#Book reading friends- are we still using Goodreads to track our reading/books read? Or is there some other platform I should be using instead?
Thanks!
#BookTwitter#LibraryTwitter
It's me. Give me adventures and dark chocolate. I have the intelligence, cuss words, and courage already.
ALT Words super-inposed over the image of a red-haird woman in a puffy winter coat looking up at a sky full of stars.
Text reads: Not all girls are made of sugar and everything nice. Some girls are made of adventure, dark chocolate, intelligence, cuss words, and courage.
Graphic credit: Higher Perspective