Can someone tell Diarrhea Hulk I'm sorry

He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.

Pèp ayisyen, Nou prèske fin deplwaye sòlda nou yo ak ekipman nou yo sou tè Ayiti. Sa a se pa yon operasyon kont pèp ayisyen an, ni yon envazyon peyi Ayiti. Nou pa yon gwo pisans. Nou pa gen okenn enterè ni pou nou vin domine pèp ayisyen an, ni pou nou mete men sou richès Ayiti. Nou se yon peyi modès k ap devlope. Sèl sa nou vle, se pou kat teknisyen avyasyon nou yo tounen lakay yo. Epi n ap bay gang yo yon leson, gang sa yo k ap fè pèp ayisyen an soufri, ki touye moun pèp la renmen yo, k ap anpeche l viv yon lavi nòmal, lib, san laperèz. Se prèske nou menm sèl k ap peye pou operasyon sa a. Menmsi nou resevwa yon ti èd lojistik nan men kèk lòt peyi, se ak pwòp ti kès nou n ap kouvri 90% nan depans yo. Sa koute nou chè, men nou te aprann nan pwòp soufrans nou: jistis ak lapè pa gen pri. Nou te pase nan menm soufrans Ayiti ap travèse jodi a. Nou te viv yon beny san ki te pi terib toujou pase sa pèp ayisyen an ap sibi kounye a. Nou konnen sa sa vle di: viv nan laperèz, pa fè politisyen konfyans, pa kwè okenn moun ki pwomèt l ap ede w. Paske pèsonn pa t vin ede nou, e moun ki te vini yo pa t gen bon entansyon nan kè yo. Men nou te rive chape anba sa. Apre 200 lane soufrans, finalman n ap viv nan lapè, e jodi a nou se peyi ki gen plis sekirite sou kontinan an. Nou pa vin ann Ayiti pou nou touche lajan, paske pèsonn pa peye nou pou sa. Nou vin ann Ayiti pou nou goumen kont mechan yo. Men sa m ap mande nou: fè nou konfyans, lapriyè sèl vrè Bondye a, epi mande L pou L geri Ayiti. “Lè sa a si pèp ki pote non m lan lapriyè nan pye m, si yo soumèt devan mwen, si yo pran chache m ankò, si yo vire do bay vye peche yo t'ap fè yo, m'ap tande yo nan syèl kote m ye a, m'ap padonnen peche yo, m'ap fè peyi a kanpe ankò.” 2 Kwonik 7:14 Ede nou ede Ayiti. Epi lè misyon nou an fini, n ap tounen lakay nou. Petèt jenerasyon Ayisyen k ap vini yo ap sonje nou kòm zanmi ki te vin ede yon lè.

Based lawyer refuses to cuck when Greens Senator Steph Hodgins May calls his law firm and tries to force him to apologise for calling her a “stupid bitch” online. He doubles down and stands by the comment and calls her a stupid bitch again.

Fuck I left my aluminum foil ball in the microwave.

"You tell them they're racist and they reply 'Yeah, we invented that too'"

黒人は実は核を食らった日本人だったんですか？凄い！！😍😍⭐️⭐️✨体をこすって皮膚の外膜を落とせば日本人に戻れるかもしれないです！⭐️⭐️✨✨🤲😍😍🥊💩💩🐖🙇🐝♨️

This story is legitimately hilarious Dude thinks he can just stay with his student visa FOR OVER SIX YEARS Another charge was not even graduation for the university he got the visa for, though he claims he did (it was a drama school, shocker) Other things of note: > he's pro-Hassan > telling the ICE agents to "be Christian" (he doesn't believe in God) > complained about being in the men's facility (he had bottom surgery) > "it's unfortunate anime is filled with so many right-wingers" Got what I voted for award

Palmer Luckey says analysts claiming it's too expensive to manufacture in the US are lying to protect megacorps "I think I have a more realistic view than almost anybody. One of the problems with all these analysts that are telling you that it's going to cost $37,000 to build an American iPhone or $100,000 to buy an American computer." "They're trying to prop up a status quo that the megacorporations want to keep going. They want to outsource everything. They want to hire cheaper non-American labor." "They are willing to say and do anything to convince you that it can't be fixed, that it can't come back, that America is this helpless, neutered, post-relevant empire, and it is just not the case." "How do I know that? Because I have to make stuff in America every day because I work in the defense industry. The stuff that Anduril makes every day is not actually that different from a computer. My drones are basically computers. They have memory, a GPU, a CPU, sensors, batteries, a rugged integration." "The only difference between an Anduril attack drone and a laptop is a keyboard and a screen. That is not that hard to figure out, especially for a guy like me who started Oculus and comes from the consumer electronics space." "We're not going to let people lie about what America can and can't do anymore. We're just going to do it."

Most people are so nutrient depleted that this might even be real.

Hitting “No Tip” at the Mexican restaurant and telling the waitress, “Remember the Alamo,” before she reminds me I’m at an Olive Garden.

Never leaving this website.

Bolsonaro? Si, entro hoy al país y ya se fue. Algún problema kukita?

Flávio Bolsonaro issues his first official statement since arriving in the United States, confirming what I reported yesterday about his departure from Brazil and the protection he says he has received. Here are the key points: 1. Flávio declares himself the legitimate president-elect of Brazil and denounces massive electoral fraud in favor of Lula. 2. He questions how Lula gained more than 10 million additional votes between the first and second rounds and accuses Brazil’s Supreme Court of interfering with the electoral process. 3. He confirms that he left Brazil with his family and is now safe in the United States. 4. He personally thanks Argentine President Javier Milei for his courage, sense of justice, and respect for the rule of law. He also thanks President Donald Trump and the American people for welcoming his family, describing America as a land of freedom and shared values. 5. He thanks President Trump and the U.S. government for providing the legal security he says no longer exists in Brazil. 6. He states that there is no arrest warrant against him but denounces an attempt to confiscate his passports and a politically motivated campaign to imprison and silence him. 7. He makes it clear: “I did not flee Brazil.” He says he left to preserve his freedom and continue leading the Brazilian people. 8. He announces that he will lead the Brazilian opposition from the United States, speaking freely against Lula and the Brazilian judicial establishment, as I shared before. 9. He compares his political exile to those of Charles de Gaulle, José Martí, and Venezuelan opposition leaders who continued fighting for their countries from abroad. 10. He calls on Brazilian senators, governors, and members of Congress to stand up against political persecution and restore the balance of power. 11. He calls on the international community not to normalize what he describes as the destruction of democracy and the rule of law in Brazil. His statement confirms the central facts I reported yesterday: Flávio Bolsonaro left Brazil, arrived safely in the United States with his family, and says he has received protection from President Trump’s administration. His statement does not formally confirm that political asylum has already been granted, but it makes his intentions absolutely clear. He says he is not abandoning Brazil. He is preparing to lead the opposition from American soil. This is just the beginning. God bless Brazil. God bless the United States of America!

Robert Pattinson…have a seat with me!

“O Flávio Bolsonaro quer dar um GOLPE DE ESTADO, e isso pode colocar em risco a vida e a segurança do Presidente Lula”

"So, your fa- ACK!"