A very persistent writer who writes maybe a little toooo much | #dsmptwt | still here :) only for the characters tho

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Hmmm this was an interesting one
AU where Tommy is a business man who makes deals in replacing people in time periods so they can meet their soulmates. He holds a hand out and says it's a great deal, then sends you a hundred years back to someone who you feel as if you should've known all your life
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all those times i chose to pay my bills instead of donating to ao3’s servers
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my wife is at the hospital and you dare to propose me at such trying times
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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hello @ZohranKMamdani this is perhaps the most important task crossing your desk at the moment what will you do with regards to helping the folk over at ao3
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How I be feeling right now
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2-4 weeks yeah they're waiting for something on backorder, ao3 baby what do you need I will steal it for you. I got CPUs, ram, raid controllers, drives, motherboards. Talk to me hun I'm here for you.
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Replying to @sircantus
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i wrote this thinking itd be funny bc ao3 would be back within the same day what do you mean my love my heart actually went to the great war
Ao3, my love, my heart. Today i sit by the windowsill, thinking of you so fondly. I wonder when you will return from the war. I wait here patiently until the day comes, though i hope it is sooner rather than later. I pray for your safe return. Sobs
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The great battle (ao3 maintenance)
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Oh my god it’s happening again 🫪 it’s hard to reply to everyone and keep up but in case you need it: I have my overall organized fic archive, divided into folders of fandoms/ships: drive.google.com/drive/folde… And drives that don’t belong to me but I’ve acquired (linked below)
“What was your biggest impact on the internet” Probably dealing fics during an ao3 outage and building an entire Google Drive for fandoms I’m not even in
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Maybe if I just keep reopening my Ao3 tab, it’ll sense I have a good heart and finish maintenance early just for me
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MY LOVE MY HEART OH NOOO
Ao3, my love, my heart. Today i sit by the windowsill, thinking of you so fondly. I wonder when you will return from the war. I wait here patiently until the day comes, though i hope it is sooner rather than later. I pray for your safe return. Sobs
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Oh my god we’re all gonna die
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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SAY IT AINT SO RETURN FROM THE WARRRR
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Ao3, my love, my heart. Today i sit by the windowsill, thinking of you so fondly. I wonder when you will return from the war. I wait here patiently until the day comes, though i hope it is sooner rather than later. I pray for your safe return. Sobs
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Girl come back into the building. ctommy is waiting for you
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Girl the doors are open run in with open arms this is your sign
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Girl ignore that sound of the doors closing and locking behind you dont worry about it
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emduo top view #technoblade #Philza
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