Yo, I’m Sjeta, local chaos witch from the Void. You can call me sjeta (syeta) or Jeta. I may or may not have accidentally torn a hole in time-space and ended up in this dimension. Since I crash landed in this dimension, I found out that humans demand a little plastic card every time you try to collect your offerings. Apparently threatening the fast food cashier with eternal madness only gets you arrested, and offering them forbidden knowledge gets you put on a permanent ban list. My chat came across me one day as I was negotiating very nicely with an employee for the McNuggets, and they took it upon themselves to enter into eternal servitude. They said they’re helping me ‘assimilate’ into human society. They keep making me get a ‘job’ every single week and saying that if I want to survive, I have to make money. That’s so dumb. Don’t my henchmen just provide everything for me? Regardless, every job I work at, I make sure to leave it better than I arrived ✨ I’m definitely the best boss ever. Anyways, I’m ranting now. I took up Vtubing because a mysterious oracle called the Magic 8ball told me this is the best way to harness souls- er, build a community. My henchmen have one mission, and one mission only: serve me— I mean, get me back home. They live, breathe, eat the mission. They ARE the mission. (Technically. Don’t tell them I’ll consume their souls). If you see me around, feel free to join in and say hi! I usually stream on the weekends. And, uh… If you see Azathoth anywhere, don’t let him know you saw me, okay? He’s been trying to give me my quarterly performance review for the past five hundred years. I’m not scared. I just know I did amazing so there’s no need for improvement. ───〃★ ⊹ Henchmen benefits: ⊹ 𓂃₊ ⊹ Renovated, cozy basement (leaky pipe provides water source and ambience) 𓂃₊ ⊹ 1 hour outside time every week (structured routines) 𓂃₊ ⊹ 1 shared blanket (competitive luxury) 𓂃₊ ⊹ Weekly milking (by appointment only, booked 300 weeks in advance) 𓂃₊ ⊹ Food stipend (shared amongst all 3,000 of you) 𓂃₊ ⊹ Comfortable, spacious, shared cage (strong sense of community) 𓂃₊ ⊹ 24/7 work schedule (fast paced environment) ───〃★ Oshi Marks: 👻✨ ───〃★ Tags: #sjetshots - SFW #sjetations - 🌶️ ───〃★ 🎨 creds: Outfit design: @/shuuyia1 Reference Sheet: @/sq_havok

THIS GOT ME SHADOWBANNED WTF

? I don’t get it

Not me, my chat regularly gets put through medieval torture devices and jigsaw traps for enrichment Yall stay safe tho

And he’s the one tied up

Read the text

I’m sorry for having a fat fucking pussy, damn

When are we gonna get a vtuber boy band?

Can we bring back 2000s MySpace selfies

small recap on some of the models I worked on over the summer 🫶 #vtubermodel #vgen #commissionㅤ

Would you consider this a fat pussy yes or no?

“And I love you too, Junior.”

THIS YA’LL FUCKING OSHI?! WTF are vtubers even up to these days ?!!

I don’t have an alt, I horny post on main the way god intended

First time back to the gym in soo long :<

Do you think I can get a refund :<

Uhmmm I dressed really cute today, can we go get lunch together? ⸝♡

Which vtubers room is this…