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🚨❗️ Skelbton The Wizard has banned the Vauxhall Zafira in the Skelbton People's Socialst Republic. He said "It is not a Skelbanian value, but an Anglo degeneracy" Your thoughts on this?
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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! It’s not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
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Me and 20 older Vietnamese men smoking cigarettes and throwing down crumpled cash at your daughter’s little league game
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Happy anniversary to the greatest event in human history
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LORNE MICHEALS IN 1975 CREATING SNL:
"Hmm.... what if we made a show dads will love that will be incredibly fun for like a decade, unwatchable for 30 years, and then like 3 in 10 of our jokes are funny after that?"
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just left my great war redux game running while i went out to drop my wife off for dinner with her friends and i came back and it was 1928
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