Skunk
@skunklmt

Overengineered. Overleveraged. Over here. 🦨 Not launched yet

 trenches
Joined September 2026
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Skunk
@skunklmt
Sep 11
Bear forces mobilizing. Command remains unbothered. 🦨 Welcome to $SKUNK. Not launched yet.
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Funds are secure. Destination undisclosed.
Risk managed. Chin strap tightened.
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They said the correction was healthy. My portfolio requested a second opinion.
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Different tickers. Same evacuation plan.
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Round-tripped the bag. Still got moves.
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Morale has been adjusted upward.
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Conviction expires at boarding.
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Requested extraction. Received a shovel.
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Repeat offender. Claims the next crate will fix his average.
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Found the bottom. Command says keep digging.
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Brought a wheelbarrow for the profits. Leaving with character development.
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Amazon refunded me. Deploying it to fix the entire portfolio.
Made with AI
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My lawyer has advised me to blame the intern. I am the intern.
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02:43 AM. Soldier caught reinforcing a losing position. Described it as “lowering his average.”
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Made with AI
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Custom bike. Cinematic entrance. Same unpaid internship. Welcome to the trenches.
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Command budgeted for a dip. We are now funding a cheese ocean.
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Touch grass. You have three seconds. Your position remains open.
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