legit cried a little. thank you, @valvesoftware, and all the incredible engineers who made this happen. The Steam Frame is freaking amazing.

I should call

‼️ BREAKING: A 16-year-old hacker broke into an internal Microsoft analytics service with a forged, unsigned login token and ran SQL as admin, reaching databases that held over 17 trillion rows, including Bing search analytics and 17,990 employee email records. The service, called Titan, checked every field on the token except its signature, so just claiming to be "admin" got him in, writes the researcher, who goes by Faav. He says he only pulled metadata and two single rows of Bing data, never touched customer data, and reported the flaw to Microsoft the same night. Microsoft locked the endpoint four days later, paid him $5,000, and had editorial control over his write-up, cutting sections and figures and reshaping how the impact was described before it went public.

Alexandria's bus system overspent by $3 million because someone hard coded their cash balance in the Excel spreadsheet and no one caught it

Oh hey.

Zuck including Palmer in the new VR launch is legendary.

OpenAI loses Oracle funding and support for Jupiter Data Center projects. OpenAI is up the creek…

I warned you about Sarandon…

We hired a new VP named Michael Lee. Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee. He works in the warehouse. He's been here 11 years. New VP gets: michael.lee2@company.com He immediately messages IT. “Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?” No. He asks HR. HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.” I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane. VP reluctantly keeps the 2. Warehouse Michael finds out. Changes his Teams display name to: Michael Lee (Original) By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike. He has asked IT to intervene. Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.

They didn't just fail to inspect. They forged the inspection stamps.

💥 The biggest update in Beat Saber history. 💥 We're adding a brand-new way to play — Flux — bringing hand tracking to the entire game, and finally giving you a progression system with rewards worth chasing: ✨Custom Sabers✨ and much more. Eight years in, and we're just getting started. Coming Spring 2027 to Meta VR Glasses, Meta Quest and Steam.

We're reinventing the Umbrella Corporation from first principles.

Omer Shev Tov in the WSJ: "Hamas knew where I was and left me to die. Israel didn’t know my location, but it knew where my captor’s mother was and called to make sure she wasn’t killed accidentally. "There I was—kidnapped, starved and tortured by her son—while my army was trying to keep his mother alive." wsj.com/us-news/hostages-lik…

Holy crap. Rick and Morty just explained Jev AI to me better than any tech demo could.

I am gonna do this.

corporate ptsd part 2

Introducing Claude Opus 5.5, the first model in our new Claude 5.5 family. It performs at the level of Claude Fable 5.1 for most tasks, and costs 40% less to run than Opus 5.

People think the minions router being baller as a joke. But I have extensively tested it and it is one of the best possible Wifi 6E routers money can buy. Like someone at Illumination Studios was like "idk $80" and the router manufacturer was like gotchu fam.

Somebody Amazon’d a sunshade onto a heated A320 window. Guess what happened. May 2026 Airbus Safety First. Crew bought a sunshade online and put it on the right sliding window. The shade trapped heat. The window heat sensor was already failed, so the system kept heating on bad data. Window got hot and started distorting. Crew got the alerts, pulled the window CB, and diverted. On final the right window cracked. Inner ply is stretched acrylic. It shrank and showed the interlayer. Outer ply held. They landed. Same article warns about suction-cup tablet holders. Same heat trap, and they can fall off in turbulence. Use the sun visors that already sit in the cockpit. If you need a tablet, mount it on the frame, not on the window.