Let me just check in on the most important and second most important things that are happening right now.
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I came up with this idea years ago!
Why an Alaska island is using peanut butter and black lights to find a rat that might not exist apnews.com/article/rat-alask…
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And while you’re at it tell us your mother’s maiden name, the street you grew up on and any other answer that could help us hack into your email accounts.
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Since the Dawn of time man has dreamed of making snow cones on Mars. Today that wish is one step closer to reality.
Planetary researchers have made a major discovery on Mars: patches of water frost equating to "60 Olympic-size swimming pools." abcn.ws/XgJKLy9
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Pyramid you say? Surprised I’ve never heard of it before. Amazing what they can build these days.
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A homeless guy came up to me the other day and said can you help me, I haven’t had a bit in weeks. So I bit him
And now I have hepatitis.
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Guy who discovered and named the groundhog:
“It’s like some kind of hog but it’s on the ground”
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They say women don’t like a pale guys but they also say chicks dig guys with scars and we’ve usually have a ton of melanomas cut out.
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I want to know why you can show a horribly violent death on television but you can’t show a pair of women’s breasts at your nephews baptism.
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