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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Something has to be done about the incessant increase in house rents in Abuja. Abuja is fast becoming a city only thieves can afford oh.
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
I'm now 31. I can't work as a graduate trainee in most banks or Fintech in Nigeria due to age.
Their criteria is always;
> below 27
> NYSC certificate
>2.1
> atleasg 1yr experience
But if I manage to stay alive till 75yrs, when my brain cells will need more sleep then I'll be more than qualified to be the president of Nigeria that will determine the existence of any bank or industry in the country.
A single Policy made by President Tinubu on May 29th 2023 threw over 30million people below poverty line.
He doesn't have a first class.
He didn't go to any university.
He's not young.
But he's qualified to rule Nigeria because the criteria to rule Nigerians is to be dubious and incompetent.
Make it make sense
We designed a system to have the best in Private sectors and the worst in Politics running the Affairs of the entire nation.
Judicious in Micro economics but dastardly stupid in macroeconomic conditions.
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
“I don’t go to strangers house”
Nah me con dey carry strangers go restaurant abi
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
The thing about fighting for Nigerians or even for your rights in Nigeria,is that the average Nigerian can’t wait for you to fail, be crushed or get tired so they can sleep easy & tell themselves “she’s just like me, she gave up. So I’m right not to fight or support any fight”
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Today I blocked a “Police Man” and his light skin side chic on the road from passing one way. We have to hold each other accountable.
A new Nigeria is possible.
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Exactly what I wrote about. 😊
On family bills, it is so terrible that some mothers will rather watch the kids stay home than pay for their school fees when the father falls short of meeting up. If he can’t pay out of his pocket, the kids will stay out of school.
Or do we talk about those who inflate an already expensive school fees. There’s enough financial burden on the man, but you still add more for your personal gain.
The kids grow and get caught up in this web of lies, get into university and continue the legacy. Inflate fees for their parents and even add unnecessary bills.
They asked us to pay for oxidation and reduction -200k.
They said we should pay for Administrative Justice - 100k
We were told to buy two trucks and a cow for practical - 500k.
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Went to buy Dangote salt today and they asked me to pay
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Mike the Smell:
3 Interceptions
6 Dandelions Picked
Aroused by Bruno Ragebait
100% Main Character Syndrome
6/6 Parlays Won
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
My biggest fear for Nigeria is no longer how bad things are.
It is that the Nigerians who have never known anything better are becoming the majority.
They have no memory of what functional looks like. No reference point for what they should expect.
And you cannot demand a standard you don’t even know exists.
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🚨🚨 | The Champions League and European competitions are back TONIGHT.
And while the European nights return, they just won’t feel the same without these two giants.
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
Bought a watch off Temu and the way I can literally hear the ticking of each second? 😭 Halfway into a meeting and someone asks who the terrorist is (as per I’m wearing a time-bomb).
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Slydevv👨💻 retweeted
First hat trick of the Premier League season:
✨ Bruno Fernandes ✨
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We are delighted to announce that the reigning @PFA Players' Player of the Year is at it again.
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