Have you ever cried over a red headed liberal me neither that would be like so lame bro

Me after work with my dogs in kitchen with a Busch Light and the same playlist I’ve been shuffling for 15 years

A crush is a neurological parasite

Meet me here for pizza and *dessert* 💕😭

Just a BLACK COFFEE and some BULLETS for me

Idgaf I’ll live like a hamster

When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed

…I’ll search for you in every man I meet.

Update. ChatGPT says i’m a Civil Libertarian. I’m ok with this.

first sunday of october

As a fellow brain rot I just wanna say that if you know who Cyrax is, you’re fully brain rotted.

People who store shit on the top of their fridge need to be thrown into internment camps

I am sick and fucking tired of people saying “on my period”/“on her period.” You’re not ON your period. You HAVE your period. For real. I’m not trying to be contrarian. You don’t say “I’m on my common cold” or “I’m on the flu” or “I’m on a sprained ankle.” You HAVE those things.

Sunday Funday aka knitting while listening to a Disco House DJ set with goats n’ donkeys

If this pops up on my TL I’m watching the whole thing every time. It just fucking kills me.

Darrel Stinson. He was a member of parliament for the area of BC where I live. Say what you want about him but you would choose him in a SECOND to saddle up and chase down the bad guy who just stole your mother’s purse.

This summer I got to meet the hot, rich Swiss gays I donated eggs to. They picked me up in a brand new white BMW SUV and apologized for the “mess” in the backseat, which consisted of a tub of protein powder and a new box of size 12 Calvin Klein dress shoes. They suggested oysters for dinner. We drank IPAs and ate oysters at a cool restaurant for two hours. I had never felt so liberated in my life. And then I realized how sad that was. I swore I’d feel like that again one day.

Save meeeee