ilooklikedrake@smallest_eugene

My mom left when I was 3 be nice pls. I love smoking mid. 5’9” in a non-misogynistic way. CEO of #smiletwt

 Maryland, USA
Joined June 2018
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You can tell a lot about two peoples relationship based on how they argue and they were arguing like people who have sex 😭
Lolcow Uncensored
@LCUncens0red
Oct 24
Ethan Klein couldn't hide his jealousy 👀🍿
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What are the odds Ethan and Tamara launch a very successful onlyfans career
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Laughing at a TikTok and stopping because I realized I’m fucking unemployed and nothing is fucking funny actually
ilooklikedrake@smallest_eugene
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October photo dump ✨
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13 year old me if you’re reading this I just wanna say you’re a fucking stupid piece of shit for not wearing your retainer.
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October photo dump ✨
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PLEAAAAASE SOMEONE HELPPPPP MEEEE
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Who wants to have hot sloppy wet gross stinky ugly internet sex
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This hw got me smh my head rn
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Feeling asf as fuck rn
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Possibly the worst thing he’s ever said
BRS
@Bryce_Estelle
Oct 27
Yall are annoying im about to go outside and litter rn
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I would stop talking about how much I want to fucking kill myself
real@realupad
Oct 27
If you won the lottery and didn't tell anyone, what changes might people start noticing in your life?
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That man really got on live and started praying to Donald trump to come save him from the police
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Can I still do gay Halloween costume if I’m not gay 😕
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Do you guys think I have:
40% Mommy issues
20% Daddy issues
40% Both
5 votes • 5 days
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Got a notification my account balance was running low, I can’t even afford a full tank of gas rn
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The day they dropped the Mcfuckingchicken
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd
Oct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Fuck the side I’m laying on feels so fucking good I’m just gonna let my phone fucking die I can’t risk flipping over to charge it
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If I ever become famous all my current moots will be receiving a rack in the mail
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So excited to turn 23 next year, I heard they tie you to a chair and then make you fucking explode 😆
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The record player is INSIDE of it
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N00na
@thatsnotJ8y
Oct 26
Typa shi that happens to you when you didn’t wanna go in the first place
MandaSalv 🌙@MandaSalv
Oct 26
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